Racing Video Games

"Watch out, people! It’s raining giant golden jiggies!"

"All Star Alert, folks! Banjo and Kazooie have the all star!"

"We are into the final lap! Make or break time!"

"Banjo and Kazooie are picking up some weather, folks! The rain is getting jiggy out there!"

"So into the second lap we go and this race is hot!"

"That was one heckuva race! Bring on the next one!"

"You better not blow this turkey or I’ll come find you and eat your children."

"Oh, I could just lick you! Can I?"

"Don’t leave me here, kid! Just like Holly left me in that target cage for 7 years."

"Billy West as Chops, Zero-G, Hex, Faze"

"Willow Wray as Sid"

"Wanna watch me lick my eyebrows?"

"Oh! Pick me, pick me! Hurry up and pick me!"

"Look, I need this job, alright? I had to quit my last one because of problems with my friggin boss!"

"I am clearly the best character in this pathetic little game!"

"Please! Ride me like a hog!"

"I can assure I am not to be trifled with!"

"Alright already. What are you waiting for? A freaking sign from the Heavens?"

"Well, I should be a dramatic improvement over this average bumper crop of rural no nothings and drunken fly fishermen."

"Oh, I like to touch myself!"

"Hello. May I help you?"

"Charles Martinet as Spanx, Ash, Gex"

"All this waiting is ruining my overall screen presence!"

"I love you, man."

"You better select me soon! I can’t hold this in much longer!"

"Leave the driving to me."

"I stayed up for 2 weeks to run this course!"

"An excellent choice, my little primitive friend. Though your kind neither has the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to master my complex controls."

"It smells like teen spirit!"

"Just pick me and be done with it!"

"That’s it. Go ahead and push the button NOW."

"Ah, nature’s broom."

"None of these chumps can touch me."

"Mario Kart Wii! Yahoo!(Mario opening up the game)"

"Next time, *I* win!"

"Oh yay, i did it! (Peach)"

"Mario Kart? Could've been Luigi!"

"Let’s go already! ((Waluigi)"

"Why, everybody's cheating! Next time I cheat, too!"

"What kind of intense battle will unfold in this contrail peaceful kingdom?"

"Yoshi! (Yoshi saying his name)"

"Baby time! (Passing a opponent)"

"Yahoo! Here we go!"

"Checkered flagee for Weegee!"

"Whoo-hoo! Baby Mario win!"

"Waa! Waluigi no win this time!"

"Oh, not too bad for a baby."

"Baby Luigi, number not one."

"No, no, no, no, no! Mamma mia!"

"Oh, yeah! Go, Luigi!"