Jak X: Combat Racing

"Tell you the truth, I'm probably dead already. But that doesn't mean I can't take a few scumbags with me."

"So we're up against the world's nastiest crime boss with the best mercenary racers money can buy, and we've been poisoned. I've had better weeks."

"Ready to get car-Jakked?"

"Okay, now you piss me off!"

"You want some Dark Jak?"

"Feeling Jakked up?"

"I'm gonna Jak you up!"

"This one's for Damas."

"Yeah, Samos taught me well."

"Wham, bam, thank you ma'am."

"Krew...reproduced?! Ewwww! Can you imagine what that tub of jelly must look like?"

"Jak, next time you invite me to one of your little parties...DON'T!"

"Well, somebody here had better win, or I'm gonna be very pissed...and very dead."

"Dude, that was so last adventure - available in stores now."

"You know, I was having a good day until you showed up!"

"Don't make me go Precursor on you!"

"You want some Bad Ottsel?"

"I smell burnt ottsel!"

"I got my butt shaved there."

"I'm a bright orange target!"

"It's ottsel season!"

"Man, it's tough being a sidekick."

"Ottsels can fly!"

"You can't protect me forever! Someday, I'll show you!"

"I'm not your little girl anymore. You'll see."

"I can handle tools. (flirtatiously) But that's not all I'm good at, Jak."

"You ready for a girl to beat you?"

"Okay, boys, hear me roar!"

"This one was for Samos."

"See, Daddy? I can race!"

"Good girls finish first."

"The good girl wins again."

"My, my. Sounds like this city's terribly dangerous. Maybe we should get law enforcement to crack down."

"You know, people in this city have a way of getting in over their heads. Like at the bottom of the ocean."

"Don't make me put on my goggles and show you how it's done. You wouldn't live long enough to see me cross the finish line."

"I just came by to tell you I'm officially coming out of retirement, just for you, Jak. Everyone's screaming for us to swap paint, and when it's over, this town won't mourn your passing. They'll only lament how much money they lost betting on a loser."

"You won't see me coming, but you'll feel the explosion."

"Good looks and speed win every time."

"Perfection is so hard to face, isn't it?"

"Touch me, and you die."

"Fastest around the track, and my hair is still perfect."

"Razer cuts to the bone!"

"You saw it here, folks! At least those of you who didn't die yawning or switch to the bran channel. An unknown driver wins his first big race...in lackluster fashion."

"It looks like the competition's really heating up, as are the piles of smoldering wrecks on the side of the road. Hahaha!"

"Do you honestly think you can come onto my (BEEP) show and make me look like a (BEEP) fool?! Well, (BEEP) you! (The rest of his rant is censored with a continuous beep, and the live feed is replaced with a "technical difficulties" screen.)"

"[last words] You have a habit of leaving people to die, don't you?"

"My show will cover your funeral!"

"You're dead in 3, 2, 1..."

"Smile, Jak. You're dead."

"I'd love this if it wasn't me!"