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"(After umpire calls out strike three when he was thinking about Peggy Jean) Whatever happened to strike one and two? (13 Sept 90)"
"Life is like an ice cream cone...you have to learn to lick it. (11 Aug 68)"
"(to Snoopy:) Why aren't you a pony?!! (26 Aug 65)"
"Yes ma'am, I understand, that's life: Front row in the classroom, last row, back deck in the ballpark. (07 Sep 95)"
"A new season! This is where I belong! This is my life! I stand here like a captain of a ship! Nothing can sink this vessel except... (Lucy suddenly walks in, announcing she is ready) ..An iceberg! (17 March 97)"
"This is called the loser's walk. It's the way you're supposed to walk when you've lost again. (23 July 95)"
"(making up a proverb)[to Patty] Life is like an all day Sucker...Here today, and Gone Tomorrow! (03 Jan 51)"
"(after Peppermint Patty asks him if he'd like to play football with her) I think we've moved away, and I don't know what our new address is...(21 Sept 98)"
"(after Linus reads Charlie Brown's Christmas card to the Little Red-Haired Girl that says, "Merry Christmas from your Sweet Babboo) (holding hand to his face) It's a family expression..(20 Dec 98)"
"I should take this bottle cap over to that Little Red-Haired Girl.. If she has a bottle cap collection, she'll throw her arms around me and say, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"!(29 Nov 99)"
"(Remarking on Snoopy's sitting in the rain waiting for a rich lady in a limousine to come by and take him home) Rich ladies in limousines don't drive through our back yard..(30 Dec 99)"
"Yes, ma'am.. I have my report.. ' How I Wasted Another Sunday Afternoon Watching My Dog Sleep.. '(30 May 99)"
"The thought of another school day makes my stomach hurt! [clutching stomach] When I get all those answers wrong, I get sharp pains right here.. Then when I see the other kids enjoying themselves at lunch time while I eat alone, my stomach starts to hurt again. My brain doesn't mind school at all... it's my stomach that hates it! (30 Jan 62)"
"Remember the Alamo!! http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/55/06/27"
"(to Linus): My Sweet Babboo!"
"(on Linus:) Isn't he the cutest thing?"
"(to Charlie Brown) Kiss her you blockhead!"
"I would like to say I enjoyed this first day at school. I realize the teachers have put in a lot of effort, and a host of administrators have worked hard to develop our current scholastic program. The PTA has also done its share as have the school custodians. Therefore, I would like very much to say I enjoyed this first day at school. But I didn't! (9 Sep 63)"
"(in school, asked a question by her teacher:) Who was the father of Henry IV?!? I COULD NOT POSSIBLY CARE LESS! ... I'm sorry... I apologize... That was just a gut reaction. (5 May 72)"
"Today for "Show and Tell" I have brought my brother's dog. (watches as Snoopy begins to dance in front of the class) Which may turn out to be the biggest mistake of my life! (13 Sep 73)"
"A centimeter? If any centimeters come crawling into this room, I'll step on 'em! (17 Oct 74)"
"School starts again in two weeks. My furlough is almost over. ... How long do you have to be in before you get shore leave? (25 Aug 81)"
"(bursting into Charlie Brown's room:) Wake up, Santa Claus came last night and he didn't leave you anything! (Pause) April fool! (25 Dec 91)"
"(to one of her teachers, who immediately bursts into tears) My name is Sally Brown and I hate school. (4 Sep 69)"
"(why she wants to be a nurse:) I like white shoes. (15 Jun 68)"
"Happiness is having your own library card. (26 Apr 64)"
"(going door to door with Charlie Brown, helping him sell his homemade Christmas wreaths:) Ask your mother if she'd like to buy a wreath. Tell her they were made from the famous forests of Lebanon. You can read about them in the second chapter of the second book of Chronicles. ... If you buy two, we'll throw in an autographed photo of King Solomon! (15 Dec 82)"
"(at another door:) Good morning, would you like to buy a Christmas wreath made from some junky old branches my brother found in a Christmas tree lot?!? You wouldn't, would you? And I can't say I blame you! (to Charlie Brown) See, your way doesn't work either! (16 Dec 82)"
"How can I go to school if I don't know any of the answers? (8 Sep 74)"
"I'm writing to Joe Garagiagiariolia."
"That was weird, big brother. I could hear your face fall clear out in the other room! (23 Mar 81)"
"(on Linus:) He's my Sweet Babboo and I'm his Babbooette. (11 Feb 91)"
"Some philosophies take a thousand years. I think of them in two minutes.(15 April 97)"
"I'm taking the advice of Theodore Roosevelt...speak softly and carry a beagle! (7 August 74)"
"I'm addressing Christmas cards. Aren't they cute? Each one has a little bunny on it dressed up like a shepherd. Don't say I'm not religious! (3 Dec 76)"
"(reciting 'Twas the Night Before Christmas:) The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hope that Jack Nicklaus soon would be there. (11 Dec 68)"