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"If listening was as important as speaking, you would have twice as many ears as mouths."
"I only speak to drown out my thoughts."
"In heaven you get the hang-over before the intoxication."
"Life is fair. Everyone gets more than they deserve."
"Sometimes you have to do something dangerous to get death's attention."
"Anything worth doing can be done by someone else."
"Increasing your odds gets you closer to your goal."
"I would talk to myself but I’m not a good listener."
"If someone’s face lacks a smile, offer them yours."
"It’s not God I fear but the woman who bore him."
"I’m in love with your pretense like you’re in love with mine."
"The water I breathe would drown the more evolved."
"You are the dreams of your ancestors."
"An army of one answers to none."
"If it’s good enough for the cosmos, it’s good enough for humankind."
"The few think for the many."
"Doing is thinking in the third dimension."
"A full house beats one of a kind."
"A skeleton in the closet saves on a grave."
"A gun in the hand is worth a corpse in the Promised Land."
"I believe my best guesses."
"Animals are never naked."
"The only good artist is a dead artist."
"Death would be better if it weren’t forever."
"The irreplaceable get stuck where they are."
"The womb is the first portal to the hereafter."
"The rumors of my death are only a pending reality."
"You can’t remember what you never forgot."
"I was reincarnated as my former self."
"He who has not sinned lacks a stone."
"Dodge the draft or dodge the bullets."
"Happiness isn’t having something for yourself but wanting it for everyone."
"Her beauty is best experienced in the dark."
"Tomorrow’s the future’s yesterday"
"A man with a bomb has never to beg."
"Good things come to those with bait."
"Everyone matters more than you except to yourself."
"I have an undeveloped photographic memory."
"The impossible has no past."
"Some people play hard to get; I play hard to want."
"Even if you live to one hundred, you’ll still be dead forever."
"I don’t love myself; I have other people do that for me."
"Death is nature’s way of staying in charge."
"Death is more interesting from a distance."
"We are the offspring of extinct imagination."
"Don't let your actions betray your intentions."
"Dreaming is easy; I can do it in my sleep."
"Narcissism makes me feel better about myself."
"It’s better to be happy than in pursuit of it."
"Most aliens are expressionists."