Painters From The United States

"I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena."

"OK, you trained monkeys, everybody jump up and down. Let's bring back the good old pogo!"

"What's the matter with all you people at the back, did you come here to see Gloria Estefan?"

"Fuck you all, this is the last song of the evening."

"What are they tuning, a harp? I thought we were a big rich rock band. We should have a whole bunch of extra guitars."

"I don't think MTV would let us play that. (After an audience member requests "Rape Me.")"

"I've been waiting for that! (After an audience member requests "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.)"

"We're waiting for the dinosaurs to die out. They will die. And then we'll move into their homes."

"Hi, my name is Kurt Cobain, I'm homosexual, I'm a pagan, I'm a drug abuser, and I like to fuck pot-bellied pigs!"

"There is plenty of Hühnerfleisch in the Kühlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge.)"

"Hello, we're major label corporate rock sell outs."

"We're Nirvana and we really don't particularly like heavy metal."

"If I may, and if I might Lay me down, weeping."

"Neither side is sacred; no one wants to win Feeling so sedated; think I'll just give in."

"Congratulations, you have won It's a year's subscription of bad puns."

"I need you around To remind me what not to become."

"Something in her eyes Must be the smoke in my lungs."

"Things have never been so swell I have never failed to fail"

"And if you save yourself You will make him happy."

"And the flowers sing in D minor And the birds fly happily."

"All in all is all we are."

"Hate your enemies Save your friends Find your place Speak the truth."

"Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld So I can sigh eternally."

"I take pride as the king of illiterature."

"I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light the day is done I'm having fun I think I'm dumb or maybe just happy"

"She'll come back as fire burn all the liars leave a blanket of ash on the ground"

"I miss the comfort in being sad."

"Hate me Do it and do it again Waste me Rape me, my friend."

"Meat eating orchids forgive no one just yet Cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath Broken hymen of your highness, I'm left black Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back."

"Teenage angst has paid off well Now I'm bored and old."

"It's OK to eat fish 'Cos they don't have any feelings"

"I love myself better than you I know it's wrong, so what should I do?"

"With eyes so dilated I've become your pupil"

"Chew your meat for you pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours i like you"

"One baby to another says I'm lucky to have met you"

"Just because you're paranoid Don't mean they're not after you."

"She's just as bored as me she caught me off my guard it amazes me, the will of instinct"

"Polly wants a cracker Think I should get off her first Think she wants some water To put out the blow torch."

"I'm so happy 'Cause today I found my friends They're in my head. I'm so ugly, that's okay 'Cause so are you, Broke our mirrors."

"Come as you are, as you were As I want you to be As a trend, as a friend, as a known enemy Take your time, hurry up The choice is yours, don't be late."

"We can have some more nature is a whore bruises on the fruit tender age in bloom"

"He's the one Who likes all our pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means."

"Sell the kids for food weather changes moods spring is here again reproductive glands"

"I found it hard, It was hard to find Oh well, whatever, never mind."

"I'm worst at what I do best"

"A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido."

"With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid, and contagious Here we are now, entertain us."

"Load up on guns, bring your friends."

"Thank you, dear God For putting me on this Earth I feel very privileged In debt for my thirst"

"Yes I eat cow I am not proud."