"Once upon a time, long, long ago. Well, more like 20 years ago. Belle married Beast in front of 6,000 of their closest personal friends. Big cake. Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon, Beast united all of the kingdoms and got himself elected king of the United States of Auradon. He rounded up all the villains and sidekicks, basically all the really interesting people, and he booted them off to the Isle of the Lost with a magical barrier to keep them there. This is my hood. No magic. No wi-fi. No way out. Or so I thought. Hang on, you're about to meet us. But first this happened."

"This is our one chance to prove ourselves to our parents! To prove that we are evil and vicious and ruthless and cruel."

"[After Jay sets off the alarm at the museum.] Way to go, Jay. Now we have to go to school tomorrow!"

"Nasty. I like that guy."

"Love is not weak or ridiculous. It's actually really amazing."

"The strength of evil is good as none, when stands before four hearts as one!"

"(Singing) Break the spell, we were born this way. Be yourself, forget the DNA."

"I've chosen my first official proclamation... I've decided that the children on the Isle of the Lost be given a chance to live here in Auradon. Every time I look out to the island, I feel like they've been abandoned."

"I feel... I feel like... like singing your name. Mal, Mal."

"Your mother is mistress of evil and I've got the poster parents for goodness. But we're not automatically like them. We get to choose who we're gonna be."

"I can look into your eyes, and I can tell you're not evil."

"(Singing) The past is past. Forgive, forget. The truth is you ain’t seen nothing yet!"

"I read that they allow dogs in Auradon... Mom said they're rabid pack animals who eat boys who don't behave."

"(Singing) They think I'm callous, a lowlife hood. I feel so useless. Misunderstood!"

"Can I go back to my game? I'm on level three."

"I will never forget Mother's Day again."

"Mirror, mirror on the... in my hand... where is fairy godmother's wand... stand?"