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April 10, 2026
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"April 1917—when the scratch of a pen on Capitol Hill caused crowns to rattle."
"They're Out of the Army!"
"Bud Abbott — Slicker Smith"
"Lou Costello — Herbie Brown"
"Their NEWEST and FUNNIEST by far!"
"Bud Abbott — Bud Jones"
"Lou Costello — Lou Hotchkiss"
"THEIR FIRST IN A YEAR...THEIR FUNNIEST BY FAR!"
"Joan Shawlee — Sylvia Hunter"
"Donald MacBride — Police Captain"
"Patricia Medina — Nicole Dupre"
"Nat Pendleton — Officer Collins"
"Walter Slezak — Sgt. Axmann"
"Tom Brown — Bill Gregory"
"William Forrest — Colonel"
"Freddie Slack — Pianist"
"Loring Smith — Maj. Barstow"
"William Davidson — Gonigle"
"Truman Bradley — Butch"
"Charles Lang — Jim Joyce"
"Carol Bruce — Linda Joyce"
"William Gargan — Craig Morrison"
"Martha Raye — Gloria Phelps / Barbara Phelps"
"As Co-Pilots... They're Co-Riots! They've got the whole Army Air Corps in a sky-high uproar... and sweeping the nation in fun-formation!"
"Bud Abbott — Blackie Benson"
"Dick Foran — Jinx Roberts"
"Lou Costello — Heathcliff"
"GET SET FOR A HAPPY LANDING!"
"Your troubles will take off...Your laughs will be out of control...as you take a fun-flight with your favorite comics!"
"A NEW ALTITUDE RECORD...in high Hilarity!"
"Shemp Howard — Dizzy"
"AMERICA'S FAVORITE COMICS with a bombload of belly-laughs!"
"Kenneth Brown — Buddy"
"Those Big Guns O' Fun Are Up-Roaring In The Skies"
"The Andrews Sisters — Themselves"
"Dick Foran — Dynamite Dugan"
"Claire Dodd — Dorothy Roberts"
"Lou Costello — Pomeroy Watson"
"Billy Lenhart — Butch"
"Dick Powell — Thomas Halstead"
"As co-pilots they're co-riots...and you'll roar as they soar in a record-wrecking flight to NEW sky-heights of hilarity!"
"The Navy's All At Sea...With Those Riotous "BUCK PRIVATES"!"
"They'll torpedo your troubles and blitz your blues...with waves of laughter and a barrage of boogie-woogie!"
"Hughie Prince — Henry"
"Shemp Howard — Chef"
"Don Raye — Dick"
"You'll Boogie-Woogie to: "We're In The Navy" - "Hula-Ba-Luau" - "Gimme Some Skin"...and sing and sway to other songsations!"
"Nat Pendleton — Sgt. Michael Collins"
"Samuel S. Hinds — Maj. Gen. Emerson"