"Gwah ha ha ha ha! So, you finally got here, Mario! You're so late...and I HATE waiting! It's not like I blocked the road with rocks or anything! What? I'm serious! What's with the dirty look?! Anyway, let's just forget all that. So, you think you have the mightiest team now? I'll be the judge of that! Here we go!"

"Gwah ha ha ha! Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!"

"Hey, thanks for coming! Kick back and relax. This'll be over in no time!"

"Bring it on!"

"Boy, talk about bad taste... Gold-plated statues! Now THAT is some serious cheapness!"

"Bwah ha ha ha! I won! I am the strongest of all!"

"GRRRAAAAAGH! You annoying weed! Oh yeah! I'll burn you like a weed!"

"Bwah ha ha ha ha! Bring it on! Let's just see who's stronger!"

"Booo hoo ha! HEY! You defeated Bowser Jr.!"

"I wondered who would win, so I made myself invisible and watched the whole thing."

"You booooth look like benchwarmers to me!"

"Say WHAT? You want ME to help YOOOOOU?"

"No! Not even if you had some Boos on your roster! Well... If you had some Boos with you, I might..."

"Hey! Hey, yoooou! Did you find some Boos?"

"Boo hoo ha! Here are your hints: "error item" and "in a box"! Make sure you get them all!"

"Hey! You there! What you got there? Huh? ...HEY! That's a Boo, isn't it? Yeah! It is!"

"Aw... Little Boos are so cute! But I don't want to see him riding pine! Put him in a game, yeah?"