"Time to play me! But why bother? I'll obviously win! Gwah ha ha!"

"Gwah ha ha ha ha! So, you finally got here, Mario! You're so late...and I HATE waiting! It's not like I blocked the r…"

"Gwah ha ha ha! Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!"

"Hey, thanks for coming! Kick back and relax. This'll be over in no time!"

"Boy, talk about bad taste... Gold-plated statues! Now THAT is some serious cheapness!"

"Bwah ha ha ha! I won! I am the strongest of all!"

"GRRRAAAAAGH! You annoying weed! Oh yeah! I'll burn you like a weed!"

"Bwah ha ha ha ha! Bring it on! Let's just see who's stronger!"

"You guys crazy? Or just stupid?"

"Quiet, baby. What would the neighbors think?"