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April 10, 2026
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"I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it!"
"You're going to help the Yoshi in the middle, right? Here, take this."
"Now, I'll give back your presents like I said..."
"I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!"
"This is a mystical secret! The Gold-plated Bowser Statue! I'll give you this for just 10 Coins!"
"Oh, but you don't have any Coins, do you? Then I'm outta here!"
"If you're ready... Go do what you do best!"
"Gwahahahah!"
"...Are you telling me that we're late again? My mistake."
"What?!? Don't go copying my style!!!"
"Don't worry about paying it back! You need it more than I do! Don’t be a stranger!"
"You're looking for treasure? Then let me give you this..."
"So, you like sweets, huh? What a coincidence, I do too! Here, take this..."
"...but you don't have enough Coins. Oh, well, I'll just take them all! See ya! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
"And when we finish, our dreams will come true...forever!"
"I guess it's good time to show off how well I trained you!"
"Now, I've got all of your presents!"
"Play Bowser's Gnarly Party!"
"Happy birthday. I'm, like, happy and stuff..."
"Hold it! I am the kindest one there is, but I'll never admit it!"
"Wait!!! This time I'll get what's owed to me! Gwah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"
"Wait!!! You won't escape this time! You must battle me for the final stamp!!!"
"It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give your Coins to ME!!!"
"You poor little thing! Oh, the sorrow! Here, take 10 Coins!"
"It's Bowser's Coins Potluck!!! In this FUN event, ALL FOUR PLAYERS give ME coins!"
"I've got all your stars! If you want them back, come to the Warp Pipe."
"By the way, the Bowser Statue won't do a thing. Ah, hah, Hah, HAH, HAH!"
"Oh! You don't have any Coins! Well, I've got nothing to say to you! I'm outta here!"
"I woke up early just to make it. This is a Bowser Cake! Don't refuse..., eat it! Great! That'll be 20 Coins!"
"By the way, you can't eat this cake. I hope you understand. Wah, Hah, HAH!"
"So this is Dream Depot...a world created from everybody's dreams..."
"We'll destroy their good dreams and replace them with ours!"
"There's no time to waste! Let's go before someone comes!"
"That's what I like to hear!"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's too loud!"
"GWAHARHARHAR! That's right, weakling!!"
"If you want 'em back, then you have to come to my party!!"
"GWAHARHARHAR! Now! Come...if you dare!"
"I've had enough!"
"I'm not so good with mushy stuff like this, but..."
"Wait!!! You can't have the Wit Star Stamp yet! Gwah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"
"Huh? They've already left... ...Retreat!"
"Wait one second!!! Now give me your Star Stamps! Or will you battle me for them? Gwah, hah, hah, HAH!"
"Hey! Don't ignore me!"
"...I'm such an idiot."
"Wait! The Great Bowser, King of Darkness, has come! Gwah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"
"Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!"
"Let the event begin! Don't have enough, huh? Don't worry! I'll get by with what you've got!"
"Let the event begin! Huh!?! You don't have any Coins!?! None at all?!?"
"This is a mystical item, the Bowser Tube. You can use this!"