"After five years, the guilty man confessed, and I was released. But I lost everything. My lawyers took my entire fortune, my wife divorced me, my family was broken up, everything. (Furiously) THOSE TWO BLOODHOUNDS RUINED MY LIFE! I HAD TO FLEE TO MEXICO TO START LIFE ANEW! But I'll run into them again! When I do catch them, I will skin them alive! First the little one, Then the big one! I'll skin them BOTH alive!!!"

"Well, this fella that looked like you had a friend - a human hippopotamus. Why, if I had that mass of blubber here right now, I'd crush him alive like this. [he crushes a handful of nuts into small pieces]"

"Stan Laurel - Stan / Don Sebastian"

"Oliver Hardy - Oliver"

"Richard Lane - 'Hot Shot' Coleman"

"Irving Gump - Mr. Gump"

"Carol Andrews - Hattie Blake"

"Diosa Costello - Conchita"

"Ralph Sanford - Richard K. Muldoon"

"Margo Woode - Señorita Tangerine"

"Rory Calhoun - El Brillante - Disgusted Matador"

"Hank Worden - Mr. McCoy"

"Max Wagner - Farmer"

"Emmett Vogan - Prosecutor"

"Cyril Ring - Cafe Customer"

"Jay Novello - Luis - Maitre d'"

"Edward Gargan - Vasso - Man Practicing Speech"

"Stan Laurel - Stannie Dum"

"Oliver Hardy - Ollie Dee"

"Charlotte Henry - Little Bo-Peep"

"Felix Knight - Tom-Tom Piper"

"Henry Brandon - Silas Barnaby"

"Florence Roberts - Mother Widow Peep"

"Virginia Karns as Mother Goose"

"Mickey Mouse as Himself"

"Pete Gordon as The Cat and the Fiddle"

"Angelo Rossito as Elmer the Pig"

"Zebedy Colt as Willie the Pig"

"Payne B. Johnson as Jiggs the Pig"

"Marie Wilson - Mary Quite Contrary"