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"New york, new york. Big city of dreams, but everything in new york aint always what it seems. (sent via Twitter account on 25 August 2009)"
"That's fine, dude, I'm not mad at you."
"This is taking a long time."
"Do your best while you're still on this beautiful Planet Earth that I look down upon from where I am now. God bless you all."
"馬鹿者!馬鹿者! (Bakamono! Bakamono!!)"
"I really need a therapist."
"We must get them into the boats. We must get them all into the boats."
"Criei uma bandeira da dignidade do esporte. Eu supervisiono o nome da minha família com carinho, nervos e sangue constantes."
"Vel, hvis det må være slik."
"I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."
"It's stopped."
"Lord, into thy hands I commend my spirit!"
"The first one was easy!"
"Sé que estas aquí para matarme. Dispara, cobarde, solo vas a matar a un hombre."
"Au moins, je meurs célèbre."
"Glory hallelujah! I am with the Lord, Glory, ready, go!"
"Nobody shot me."
"I ain't no copper."
"And now for a final word from our sponsor..."
"What's that?!"
"Ich bin der König von Schweden - gewesen."
"Jag känner mig sömnig, ett kort ögonblicks vila skulle göra mig gott."
"You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant."
"Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy."
"Lat det være, Marie – jeg dør nu."
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country."
"Southerly gales, squalls, lee rail under water, wet bunks, hard tack, bully beef, wish you were here — instead of me!"
"I'm gonna put you on fourteen-seven and that'll give you-"
"This is a mortal wound, doctor. [to Dr. David Hosack] [And then, to his wife] Remember, my Eliza, you are a Christian."
"If they break this Union, they will break my heart."
"Sleep well, my sweetheart. Please don't worry too much."
"Liberemus diuturna cura populum Romanum, quando mortem senis exspectare longum censent."
"That's good. Go on, read some more."
"Tout est une illusion."
"Where is Aunt Jetty? Hope she didn't run out on me..."
"Und ich habe Deutschland so geliebt."
"If I die, I hope you guys turn this into a memecoin."
"One! Two! Three!"
"It was the food! Don't touch the food!"
"You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper."
"Are the doctors here? Doctor, my lungs..."
"Love one another."
"Do you want me to come with you?"
"Sir, I wish you to understand the true principles of the government. I wish them carried out. I ask nothing more."
"Gentlemen, I bid you farewell..."
"Be brave! Be determined! Overcome the odds! It can be done!"
"Kinder werden getröstet, mir geht es gut."
"I know that I am going where Lucy is."
"Critter five-ninety-two, we need the, uh, closest airport available."
"Well, I've had a happy life."