"Seiji Yagiri: "Mikado, you like Anri, don't you?... If you really do love her, don't look away, no matter what happens. No matter what you see, no matter what you learn about her, don't look away. Once you've got her in your embrace, don't let go. That's your responsibility once you love someone."

"Erika Karisawa: "Then we'll just treat the whole thing like a delusion that never happened. If reality and fiction are equal, then any reality you don't need can just be called delusion. That's how we do things.""

"Celty Sturluson - Miyuki Sawashiro (Japanese), Kari Wahlgren (English)"

"Anri Sonohara: It's simple. I just convince myself that it has nothing to do with me, like I always do."

"Izaya: [Shrugs] And you can't have a little faith in that last 1%? [Slips the switchblade out of the right sleeve of his jacket] Guess that's [Flicks out his blade]...a no."

"Masaomi Kida: "You want me to lie to her?! After I ran away from her...""

"Walker Yumasaki: "Oh, man. Masaomi...You can't mistake reality for your delusions. Blue Square never existed. Isn't that for the best?""

"Shizuo: So how involved in this are you?"

"Shizuo: Shut the hell up!"

"Izaya: I don't know what you're talking about?"

"Shizuo: Because I'm pissed off!"

"Izaya: And why do I deserve to have my ass kicked?"

"Izaya: Now don't you think that you're just a little too old to act the part of the playground bully...Shizu-chan?"

"Shizuo: You're in with the slashers, but I want to know how deep?!"

"[Izaya places a Coke can on Shizuo's shoulder and Shizuo turns around startled]"

"Shizuo: What up? Izaya buddy.[Walks into Izaya's building lobby and prepares to push down Izaya's office door with his foot] Why don't you come on out and play?"

"Izaya: Tell me, to what do I owe you this pleasure, Shizuo-chan?"

"Izaya Orihara: [Laughs frantically while stomping on the phone] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!"

"[Everyone around Izaya looks on in shock and amazement]"

"Izaya Orihara: [Stops]...and now I'm bored. [Shrugs] I guess that's enough cellphone smashing for one day."

"Shizuo: [Annoyed] I'm obviously here to kick your smarmy little ass."

"Izaya: [Chuckles as he walks out the lobby doors] That's a horrible accusation."

"[English Version] The world isn't as bad as you think."

"[To Celty] The look on your face is unhappy."

"Izaya Orihara:[To the girl bullies] Listen, It's not my problem if you lovely ladies get pummeled to death and die. I could knock your teeth down your throat, or you can bag on my age when I'm actually just 23, I don't care, you're in a class that's so far beneath me that it doesn't really matter."

"[to "the Dollars" in episode 3] You aimed at my head...You have to know a blow like that can kill a guy...right. So that means you were trying to kill me...right So whatever happens next...IS WHAT YOU DESERVE RIGHT!"

"["To Celty"]DUMBASS! Anyone who calls you a dumbass is a bigger dumbass, but since I already know I'm a dumbass, I'll say it again. DUMBASS!"

"Shit! Shit! Shit!"

"Leader Girl Bully: [Confused] Huh?!"

"[Japanese Version] IZAAAAAAYA-KUN!"

"[to Namie] And that is why I love the human race so much."

"[to shizuo]And why do I deserve to get my ass kicked?"

"It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember."

"[English Version] IZAAAAAAYA!"

"[To Shizu-chan~] You know, the problem with you Shizu-chan is that you can't be swayed by reason and that's bad...really bad."

"It's kinda scary how much people trust me."

"Shizuo: 99% of the time whenever random violent crap happens, it seems you're somehow involved!"

"No one loves me, because they're afraid of me."

"I really hate violence."

"Kill! kill! kill!"

"Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!"

"[To Izaya] Oh, I'm not mad. I just want to beat the shit out of you!"

"[When something feels bad] Smells like shit."

"0.000000000000000000675%"

"You could try eating eggshells but I have no idea what the calcium count would be, or for that matter, even how effectively your body can process something of that nature."

"[About Shinra] He reads expressions on a face I don't have...."

"[Japanese Version] The world isn't as cruel as you make it out to be."

"Izaya Orihara: So I guess the next best thing I can do [picks up the girl's cellphone]... is take your precious cellphone...and smash it [Drops the phone on the ground and slams his foot down on it]"

"[To Izaya] YOU'RE SO FREAKIN DEAD!"