Illustrators

"Only the dead find peace, only the living desire it."

"Money is the root of all motivation."

"If the folks back home could see me now, they’d know the surveillance system works."

"Oncoming traffic appears closer in the rearview mirror."

"Nothing’s a mistake until you make it."

"A shadow never sees the sun."

"The only thing I would do different is more of the same."

"It takes a different kind of courage to be a coward."

"Our existence is nearly a biological impossibility."

"The first thing on my to-do list is to make a to-do list."

"One percent intention, ninety nine percent desire."

"Heaven is a Christian-free eternity."

"There is nothing more exhilarating than understanding."

"The indoctrinated's different drummer is a metronome."

"You can’t have your cake and your waistline, too."

"I believe my own imagination."

"There is no right I would not gladly forgo to expand your power."

"I can no more imagine my demise than remember my birth."

"Even if you live to one hundred, you’ll still be dead forever."

"The rumors of my death are only a pending reality."

"The impossible has no past."

"The heart’s desire is expressed in blood."

"The low road leads to da feet."

"The human heart beats itself to death."

"The road to hell is littered with ads."

"The inevitable only exists through lack of intervention."

"No is a bigger word than I."

"Fame always finds the village idiot."

"If you got everything you wanted there would be nothing left for anyone else."

"It’s easier to solve problems if you don’t have to live with the solutions."

"Every silver lining obscures a cloud."

"Holding contradictory ideas balances the brain."

"If God had meant man to fly he would have gone a little easier on the gravity."

"In a land of plenty it is better to consume than create."

"It’s better to get the last laugh than the joke."

"Familiarity is the enemy of admiration."

"I hope my journey to death lasts at least ninety years."

"I was reincarnated as my former self."

"The few think for the many."

"If you believe, it doesn’t have to be true."

"I have an undeveloped photographic memory."

"In fraud we trust."

"I could kill two birds if I wasn't so stoned."

"My heart is in the right place… between my lungs."

"Those who cannot create consume."

"In heaven you get the hang-over before the intoxication."

"Patience is wasted on the lazy."

"There is no outfit that can make me fit in."

"Increasing your odds gets you closer to your goal."

"I only speak to drown out my thoughts."