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"Of course, lately he has been very upset about the state of the world. But isnât everybody who bothers to pay attention?"
"He saidâlet me get this rightâhe said that among the chief reasons we canât cope with the consequence of our own ingenuity is that whenever a genuinely open-minded teacher tries to pass that attitude on to his pupils, the entrenched authorities grow frightened and shut his mouth."
"Any society which gives lip-service to the idea of equal opportunity is going to generate jealousy of others who are better off than you are, even if the thing thatâs in short supply canât be carved up and shared without destroying it."
"I simply canât make myself believe that if theyâd been handicapped by belief in capricious supernatural beings theyâd have achieved what they did."
"He was wondering what society would have been like if weâd socialised cannabis instead of dangerous drugs like alcohol and religion."
"How do you whip up resentment against absentee landlords and pocketers of bribes when the highest ambition of the people is either to become the former or be in a position to receive the latter?"
"Thatâs behind me. Same as with everything else in my life, though, I approached what I learned with eyes and ears half-closed. Itâs only now I realise how dangerous and destructive Christian culture has become. If there was ever any love in it, itâs been bled out. Three major religions preach Holy War: Shintoism, Islam, and Christianity. Christianity is the only one hypocritical enough simultaneously to enjoin its followers to turn the other cheek and suffer fools gladly and the rest of it. Look at the record. Germany was a Christian country almost exactly one hundred times as long as it was Nazi. Did the Nazis undo in twelve years all the church had done in twelve centuries? No, they built on it. Hitler was a baptised Catholic and never excommunicated. When he was enlisting the support of the bishops in 1933 he promised to do nothing to the Jews that the church had not already, and kept his promise."
"He had once, for example, put down a spokesman for the pesticide industry with a remark that people still quoted at parties: âAnd I presume on the eighth day God called you and said, âI changed my mind about insects!â â"
"Who should know better than a cosmetician that human beings are less than rational creatures?"
"And then, all of a sudden, it was as though through those dark eyes an electrical circuit had been struck. She sat fascinated. Snake-and-bird fascinated. Afterwards she could not recall the details of what he had said. She remembered only that she had been absorbed, rapt, lost, for over ten minutes by the clock. She had perceived images conjured up from the dead past: a hand trailed in clear river water, deliciously cool, while the sun smiled and a shoal of tiny fishes darted between her fingers; the crisp flesh of a ripe apple straight from the tree, so juicy it ran down her chin; grass between her bare toes, the turf like springs so that she seemed not to bear the whole of her weight on her soles but to be floating, dreamlike, in slow motion, instantly transported to the moon; the western sky painted with vast heart-tearing slapdash streaks of red below the bright steel-blue of clouds, and stars coming snap-snap into view against the eastern dark; wind gentle in her hair and on her cheeks, bearing flower perfumes, dusting her with petals; snow cold to the palm as it was shaped into a ball; laughter echoing from a dark lane where only lovers walked, not thieves and muggers; butter like an ingot of soft gold; ocean spray sharp and clean as the edge of an axe; with the same sense of safe, provided rightly used; round pebbles polychrome beside a pool; rain to which a thirsty mouth could open, distilling the taste of a continent of air . . . And under, and through, and in, and around all this, a conviction: âSomething can be done to get that back!â She was crying. Small tears like ants had itched their paths down her cheeks. She said, when she realized he had fallen silent, âBut I never knew that! None of it! I was born and raised right here in New York!â âBut donât you think you should have known it?â Austin Train inquired gently."
"Rather painfully, we managed to digest Darwinian evolution so far as physical attributes were concerned within half a century of the initial controversy. (I say âwe,â but if youâre a Bible-thumping fundamentalist I expect you at this point to take the book by one corner at armâs length and ceremonially consign it to the place where you put most sensible ideas, along with everything else you decline to acknowledge the existence of, such as mainly shit.)"
"âIt's natural for a man to defend whatâs dear to him: his own life, his home, his family. But in order to make him fight on behalf of his rulers, the rich and powerful who are too cunning to fight their own battlesâin short to defend not himself but people whom heâs never met and moreover would not care to be in the same room with himâyou have to condition him into loving violence not for the benefits it bestows on him but for its own sake. Result: the society has to defend itself from its defenders, because whatâs admirable in wartime is termed psychopathic in peace. Itâs easier to wreck a man than to repair him. Ask any psychotherapist. And take a look at the crime figures among veterans.â"
". . . include prima facie but not ipso facto the following: (a) Homosexuality or gross indecency with another male person; (b) Possession of or trading in an illegal narcotic or other drug; (c) Living upon the earnings of prostitution; (d) Membership in the Communist Party or one of its front organizations (see schedule attached); (e) âTrainismâ; (f) Advocating the violent overthrow of the government; (g) Slandering the President of the United States; (h) . . ."
"Not that a car would have been much faster anyway, what with the police posts at state lines, the searches, the restricted zones not merely in citiesâone expected that during Augustâbut right out in the country, in agricultural areas. Because of hijackers after food trucks, of course."
"I marvelâd how Man, by his GOD-sent wit, Thus tamâd the salamander Element And loosâd the Metal in the mountain pent To make us Saws, and Shears, and useful Plows, Swords for our hands, and Helmets for our brows, The surgeonâs Scalpel, vehicle of Health, And all our humble Tools for gaining wealth . . . âDe Arte Munificente,â Seventeenth century"
"âWhen did you last bask in the sun, friends? When did you last dare drink from a creek? When did you last risk picking fruit and eating it straight from the tree? What were your doctorâs bills last year? Which of you live in cities where you donât wear a filtermask? Which of you spent this yearâs vacation in the mountains because the sea is fringed with garbage?â"
"âAh, go to hell!â âThatâs a remarkably Christian attitude, Donald. Both meaningless and barbaric.â"
"âI donât believe in God,â said the captain. âI wouldnât care to believe in anyone who could make such a stinking lousy species as the one you belong to.â"
"NEGRO Member of a subgroup of the human race who hails, or whose ancestors hailed, from a chunk of land nicknamedânot by its residentsâAfrica. Superior to the Caucasian in that negroes did not invent nuclear weapons, the automobile, Christianity, nerve gas, the concentration camp, military epidemics, or the megalopolis."
"In short order they fell into the same pit as their rivals, who had for decades ignored the plain and simple fact that to a starving man âfreedomâ implies a full rice-bowlâor, if he has an exceptional imagination, a healthy ox to pull his plough. It has nothing to do with voting for a political delegate."
"âYes, for most people nowadays television is their only contact with the world beyond their work.â"
"The man had declared, with some justification, that the world was going to hell in a handbasket, and then gone on to claim that the only solution lay in returning to the Good Old Moral Values of the glorious past. Unable to stand any more, Malcolm had demanded why, if those values were so marvellous, the people who paid lip-service to them had involved mankind in two world wars with all their accoutrements from poison gas to atom-bombs."
"Fifteen minutes out of Mexico City for Tokyo a passenger aboard a 747 screamed that he was being eaten by red-hot ants, and managed to open the emergency door at 23,000 feet. He had been to the washroom and drunk from the faucet there before takeoff. It was, after all, labeled DRINKING WATER."
"âI havenât changed my mind, if thatâs what youâre getting at,â he said at length. The stench and crackle of burning boats was vivid to him."
"How do you get away with it? Above all, how do you persuade people to risk their lives in order to kill total strangers whom they know almost literally nothing about? Why, the answerâs simple. You lie to them!"
"Are we not natural creatures? Are we not evolved, too? Surely all the lessons weâve learned in the past century come to a single point: we have to stop thinking of ourselves as somehow apart from nature, and recognise that weâre inseparable from it."
"At the big Georgia paper mill the saboteur was obviously a chemist. Some kind of catalyst was substituted for a drum of regular sizing solution and vast billowing waves of corrosive fumes ruined the plant. Anonymous calls to a local TV station claimed it had been done to preserve trees. The same day, in northern California, signs were posted on a stand of redwoods that the governor had authorized for lumbering: about two hundred of the last six hundred in the state. The signs said: FOR EVERY TREE YOU KILL ONE OF YOU WILL DIE TOO. The promise was carried out with Schmiesser machine-pistols. The actual score was eighteen people for seventeen trees. Close enough."
"Theyâd have me out and shoot me the first day they took charge. Anyone like me is intolerably subversive to an authoritarian rĂŠgime, because Iâm not interested in imposing my ideas by force on other people."
"I can't see heaven but I credit hell â I live in New York so I know it well. When they shut out heaven with the Fuller Dome God gave it up and He went home."
"We are agreed that before we kill each other we should better serve mankind by killing those who order us to kill each other."
"âWhat are you going to do for a career?â Diverted from his orbit, Donald binked. âWell, something which uses up a minimum of my time, I imagine. So I can use the rest to mortar up the gaps in my education.â"
"What hurt him most of all, made him feel like a sick child aware of terrible wrongness and yet incapable of explaining it to anyone who might help, was that in spite of the evidence around them, in spite of what their eyes and ears reportedâand sometimes their flesh, from bruises, stab wounds, racking coughs, weeping soresâthese people believed their way of life was the best in the world, and were prepared to export it at the point of a gun."
"âYes? . . . Oh, Iâm very sorry to hear that. Please convey him our best wishes for a speedy recovery. But the president did ask me to pass this message informally as soon as possible; I may say he feels very strongly about the matter. Of course, not knowing if the rumor is well founded, we didnât want to handle it on an official level . . . Yes, I would be obliged if you could make sure the ambassador is told at the earliest opportunity. Tell him, please, that any attempt to nominate Austin Train for the Nobel Peace Prize would be regarded as a grave andâI quote the presidentâs actual wordâcalculated affront to the United States.â"
"I love the place, and when they get love down to a bunch of factors you can analyse with a computer thereâll be nothing left of whatever makes it worth being human!"
". . . that the Army is using defoliants in Honduras to create fire-free zones. This charge has been strongly denied by the Pentagon. Asked to comment just prior to leaving for Hawaii, where he will convalesce for the next two or three weeks, Prexy said, quote, Well, if you canât see them you canât shoot them. End quote. Support has been growing for a bill which Senator Richard Howell will introduce at the earliest opportunity, forbidding the issue of a passport to any male between sixteen and sixty not in possession of a valid discharge certificate or medical exemption. Welcoming the proposal, a Pentagon spokesman today admitted that of the last class called for the draft more than one in three failed to report. Your steaks are going to cost you more. This warning was today issued by the Department of Agriculture. The price of animal fodder has quote taken off like a rocket unquote, following the mysterious . . ."
"âHow does it feel to have just changed the course of history?â âI donât know what you mean,â said the navigator. âTo my way of thinking, by the time history happens Iâm going to be dead.â"
"In an individual one would regard it as evidence of insanity to see someone repeatedly undertaking enterprises that resulted in his losing precisely what he claimed he was trying to achieve; it is not less lunatic to do it on the international scale, but if youâve been catching the news lately youâll have noticed itâs being done more than ever."
""But I was never put on trial, never convicted!" "You are not entitled to a trial." "Anybody's entitled to a trial, damn you!" "That is absolutely true. But you see you are not anybody. You are nobody."
"Opening the door to the visiting doctor, all set to apologize for the flour on her handsâshe had been bakingâMrs. Byrne sniffed. Smoke! And if she could smell it with her heavy head cold, it must be a tremendous fire! âWe ought to call the brigade!â she exclaimed. âIs it a hayrick?â âThe brigade would have a long way to go,â the doctor told her curtly. âItâs from America. The windâs blowing that way.â"
"Very well, the starting point would be that claim of Professor Quarreyâs, which had been in the news at the beginning of the year, that the countryâs greatest export was noxious gas. And who would like to stir up the fuss again? Obviously, the Canadians, cramped into a narrow band to the north of their more powerful neighbors, growing daily angrier about the dirt that drifted to them on the wind, spoiling crops, causing chest diseases and soiling laundry hung out to dry. So sheâd called the magazine Hemisphere in Toronto, and the editor had immediately offered ten thousand dollars for three articles. Very conscious that all calls out of the country were apt to be monitored, sheâd put the proposition to him in highly general terms: the risk of the Baltic going the same way as the Mediterranean, the danger of further dust-bowl like the Mekong Desert, the effects of bringing about climactic change. That was back in the newsâthe Russians had revised their plan to reverse the Yenisei and Ob. Moreover, there was the Danube problem, worse than the Rhine had ever been, and Welsh nationalists were sabotaging pipelines meant to carry âtheirâ water into England, and the border war in West Pakistan had been dragging on so long most people seemed to have forgotten that it concerned a river. And so on. Almost as soon as she started digging, though, she thought she might never be able to stop. It was out of the question to cover the entire planet. Her pledged total of twelve thousand words would be exhausted by North American material alone."
"You donât have to know everything. You simply need to know where to find it when necessary."
"When the politicians claim that the public isnât interested any longer in environmental conservation, theyâre half right. People are actually afraid to be interested, because they suspectâI think rightlyâthat weâll find if we dig deep enough that weâve gone so far beyond the limits of what the planet will tolerate that only a major catastrophe which cuts back both our population and our ability to interfere with the natural biocycle would offer a chance of survival."
"The plane droned on through the black sky, above the clouds masking the Atlantic. It suddenly occurred to Michael that he ought to look at the moon. He hadnât seen it all the time he was in Paris, nor the stars. He slid up the blind of his window and peered out. There was no moon visible. When he consulted his diary he discovered that it had set, a tiny sliver, at exactly the time the plane had taken off from London."
"HIPCRIME You committed one when you opened this book. Keep it up. It's our only hope."
"All this time, though, this feeling that the world was ââboundââ to go to hell! Okay, so itâs true these mothers have turned prairies into dustbowls and used the sea for a giant sewer and laid concrete where there used to be forests. So stop them! Donât just let them walk over you, crush you face-down into the dirt! Crush them first!"
"Like living creatures, automobiles expired when their environment became saturated with their own excreta. We ourselves are living creatures. We don't want the same to happen to us."
"People didnât fly the Atlantic any more if they could help it, except from bravado. Even if your plane wasnât sabotaged or hijacked, it was certain to be behind schedule. Not that there was much to be said for ocean travel either, since the sinking of the Paolo Rizzi last summer and the drowning of thirteen hundred passengers in a sea made foul by a hundred and eighty thousand tons of oil from the tanker sheâd collided with. Moral, definitely: stay home."
"Latro, California: âTerrible diarrhea, Doctor, and I feel so weak!â/âTake these pills and come back in three days if youâre not better.â Parkington, Texas: âTerrible diarrhea. . . .â/âTake these pills . . .â Hainesport, Louisiana: âTerrible . . .â âTake . . .â Baker Bay, Florida . . . Washington, DC. . . . Philadelphia, Pennsylvania . . . New York, New York . . . Boston, Massachusetts . . . Chicago, Illinois: âDoctor, I know itâs Sunday, but the kidâs in such a terrible stateâyouâve got to help me!â/âGive him some junior aspirin and bring him to my office tomorrow. Goodbye.â EVERYWHERE, USA: a sudden upswing in orders for very small coffins, the right size to take a baby dead from acute infantile enteritis."
"âYou and your ancestors treated the world like a fucking great toilet bowl. You shat in it and boasted about the mess youâd made. And now itâs full and overflowing, and youâre fat and happy and black kids are going crazy to keep you rich. Goodbye!â"
"Even this far from shore, the night stank. The sea moved lazily, its embryo waves aborted before cresting by the layer of oily residues surrounding the hull, impermeable as sheet plastic: a mixture of detergents, sewage, industrial chemicals and the microscopic cellulose fibers due to toilet paper and newsprint. There was no sound of fish breaking surface. There were no fish."