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April 10, 2026
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"If you weren't here, I'd have to invent you… mind you, I'd have to have a pretty weird imagination."
"When you like a girl is she supposed to get on your nerves?"
"Fresh Herring in a stew, it is the best way to say I love you."
"Have you ever eaten such tasty meatless shepherd’s pie?"
"Enough with your gourmet fantasies! I much prefer when you keep a little secret!"
""What makes one person sad, makes a shrink quite happy!"
"Accidents aren’t pretty. But it seems we all want to look."
"Sometimes a smile, is just a frown upside down."
""Seniors would be cool, if they weren’t so old."
""Hard work keeps you healthy..."
"But getting up early makes me sick!"
"The highway of life is a straight line with a bit of a twist…"
"In my experience, you can't always measure someone’s courage by the size of the nuts they got."
""Even the most absorbant paper towels can't wipe up the spills of the heart!"
""Love is like hair after a ride on the rollercoaster. Difficult to untangle ."
""Friendship is like your room, sometimes it gets messy."
""Sometimes, an ex is like a horror story…Baaahh!!"
"Christmas, it's hard to give it up cold turkey…"
""If you're looking for true beauty, then I would suggest your follow your nose."
"Love, is like a pimple: without warning, it blows up in your face. Splat!"
""Always be polite to strangers...they might end up being your inlaws."
"Fred's head - the official website"
"Animated cartoon"
"You should always see a guy in a bathing suit before you decide to go out with him!"