"My birthday and no-one cares, not even my best friends, the Wiggles. (singing Dorothy's Birthday Party.) It's a dinosaur birthday party, But everyone's forgotten me."

"Whoa! Oh, who turned out the lights?"

"Ahoy there, me hearties!"

"[carrying presents on his head, on his shoes and under his tentacles.] Zee ya, Big Band. I'm off to Dorothy's party! [spins around]"

"Don't tell me you're thinking of entering the competition tonight. Wally, the competition is for real magicians. You needn't worry. I'll take good care of Waldo's wand after I win. You can come and watch if you like. But, Wally... Wally. [Wally moves in closer] Take a tip. Don't embarrass yourself by trying to perform tonight. After all, I am Roland the Remarkable and you are... well... you."

"Rock-A-Bye Your Bear: ( music starts )"

"Quack Quack: ( music starts )"

"Underneath the water we can play, swimming and diving the octopus way. Everybody, come along with me, we're going to take a trip down beneath the sea."

"Test 1 : What is Anthony favourite food?"

"Test 2 : What is Jeff favourite sport?"

"Test 3 : What 693,748÷63?"

"Test 4 : What the password?"

"Murray Cook - Murray Wiggle"

"Jeff Fatt - Jeff Wiggle"

"Greg Page - Greg Wiggle"

"Anthony Field - Anthony Wiggle"

"Tony Harvey - Wally the Great and Door"

"Can you hold on a second? We're having a very intimate non-gay moment."

"This mysterious 'Mr. Smith' we're gonna meet? I don't think that's his real name."

"Hurricanes leave smaller trails than you two morons."

"Sal is very disappointed to hear you lost that money. It's too late for that, Charlie. This time you screwed up big, final straw big. This from Sal Maggio. You don't get it, do you, Charlie? Sal's not disappointed 'cause he cares about the money. He's disappointed 'cause you two aren't dead! What do you think he was paying Smith fifty grand for?"

"Adam Garcia (uncredited) — Voice of Kangaroo Jack"

"Jerry O'Connell — Charlie"

"Anthony Anderson — Louis"

"Estella Warren — Jessie"

"Michael Shannon — Frankie"

"Christopher Walken — Sal"

"Dyan Cannon — Anna"

"Marton Csokas — Mr. Smith"

"Bill Hunter — Blue"

"Denise Roberts — Tansy"

"David Ngoombujarra — Senator Jimmy Inkamala"

"Look, there it is, there! RIGHT THERE!"

"I'm gonna name my first son after you. "Crazy-Ass White Boy"."

"[to Frankie] [[The Lego Movie|Hey, Frankie! [Pauses; looks at the Charlie's face] Go long!]]"

"[Witnessing Jackie Legs' "death" of being hit by Charlie and Louis' jeep] Oh god. I killed a kangaroo. I never saw it. It's such a beautiful animal. It's the state symbol of Australia, and I've killed it."

"My brain is frying and I'm losing contact with reality. You don't understand this because this is how you normally function."

"Closer, Louis!"

"[Louis keeps smashing the jeep into termite mounds] Be careful, Louis! You almost missed one!"

"Getting closer! GETTING CLOSER!"