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"Iris Tree - Herself"
"Anjelica Huston - Celeste"
"Efren Ramirez - Juan"
"Shaquille O'Neal, Lawrence Taylor and David Lee - themselves."
"Alexia Havins - Lacey"
"Lee Pace - Brady Sacks, Beth's ex-boyfriend"
"Kristen Schaal - Alona"
"Bobby Moynihan - Puck"
"Don Johnson - Beth's father"
"Danny DeVito - Al Russo"
"Kate Micucci - Stacey"
"Will Arnett - Antonio, a.k.a. Anthony or Tony"
"Dax Shepard - Gale"
"Jon Heder - Lance"
"Lucas Calvani - Umberto"
"Peggy Lipton - Priscilla Martin."
"Alexis Dziena - Joan Martin"
"Josh Duhamel - Nick Beamon"
"Kristen Bell - Elizabeth "Beth" Martin"
"All is fair in love and Rome."
"Did you ever wish for the impossible?"
"Gale: This is crazy. I don't know whether to look at my own reflection or to look at you. That's how beautiful you are!"
"Al Russo: The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own."
"Beth's Dad: You could get your heart broken or... you could have the greatest love affair the world has ever known. But you're never gonna know unless you try."
"Puck: Six beers enter. No beers leave!"
"[repeated line] I didn't see that coming."
"You want me to stab a child. A little boy. Can't you see how insane that is? It isn't real, Keith. There is no devil, there is no God—there is only here and now and life. And that is something I would never take away from any man, certainly not my own son."
"The prophecy is clear. The signs are unmistakable."
"On the 6th day, of the 6th month, of the 6th year, his day will come."
"His day will come."
"Harvey Stephens - Reporter"
"Michael Gambon - Bugenhagen"
"Mia Farrow - Mrs. Baylock"
"What do you know about my son?"
"Peter Postlethwaite - Father Brennan"
"David Thewlis - Keith Jennings"
"Julia Stiles - Katherine Thorn"
"Liev Schreiber - Robert Thorn"
"Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick - Damien Thorn"
"Unnamed Bishop: [Translated] Your Holiness, the sequence of events has been successfully interpreted. The appearance of the comet only confirms our worst fear. We stand now, on the eve of Armageddon. The darkest evil this way comes and He will do battle for our very souls."
"Unnamed Bishop: [To Pope (translated)] Your Holiness, the prophecy is in the Book of Revelation, 8:7. [Begins a slide] "When the First Angel blew his trumpet, wind and rain pounded the earth. When the Second Angel blew his trumpet, mountains of fire came tumbling down. [Referencing 9/11] When the Third Angel blew his trumpet, a flaming star fell from above." [Referencing the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster], flaming like a torch. When the Fourth Angel blew his trumpet, the sea rose up and swallowed two hundred thousand people. [Referencing the Indian Ocean Tsunami] When the Fifth Angel blew his trumpet, a star fell from heaven to earth and to Him was the key to the bottomless pit. When the Sixth Angel blew his trumpet, the Beast was freed from the bottomless pit and wreaked havoc upon the earth.""
"You'll see me in Hell, Mr. Thorn. We'll spend eternity together."
"Your son, Mr. Thorn... the Son of the Devil."
"I was at the hospital, Mr. Thorn, the night your son was born."
"Accept responsibility, Mr. Thorn. You did it. You let them do it."
"Well if you won't, I will."
"No atheists in foxholes, eh?"
"[Last words] Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread [Cries] and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation--"