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April 10, 2026
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"You see! Already you want to impose your will. You want to dominate me. I'd be a fool to let any man do that again."
"[to David] I did not save you for others, strange one. You're mine. Mine alone. Think on this."
"Judy Landon — Eras"
"Kyle Gass - Zaftig the Eunuch"
"Meet your ancestors"
"This June Evolution Begins"
"Jack Black - Zed"
"Michael Cera - Oh"
"Olivia Wilde - Princess Inanna"
"June Diane Raphael - Maya"
"David Cross - Cain"
"Gabriel Sunday - Seth"
"Paul Rudd - Abel"
"Juno Temple - Eema"
"Matthew J. Willig - Marlak"
"Horatio Sanz - Enmebaragesi"
"Oliver Platt - High Priest"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Issac"
"Eden Riegel - Lilith"
"Hank Azaria - Abraham"
"Bill Hader - Shaman"
"Vinnie Jones - Sargon"
"Harold Ramis - Adam"
"Rhoda Griffis - Eve"
"Xander Berkeley - The King"
"Gia Carides - The Queen"
"Paul Scheer - Bricklayer"
"David Pasquesi - Prime Minister"
"Marshall Manesh - Slave Trader"
"Bryan Massey - New Guard"
"Can I have everyone's attention, please? (Caveman: I hope it's not another poem)"
"[to Fred about getting a job as a vice president] That does it! The only reason you got that job is 'cause I switched tests with you."
"Come on, say "Dadda"! (Bamm-Bamm keeps saying his own name)"
"Someday, I'll pay him back! Someday, somehow."
"[The adoption agent shows them a monkey] Well, he's not really what we expected, but we'll love him like he was our own."
"[repeated line] Yabba-dabba-doo!"
"[confronting Cliff when he's trying to escape being caught for his schemes] Cliff, it's time for you and me to "interface". [Pounds his fist into his hand]"
"[Pearl asks him if he's lost weight] Have we met?"
"[Dino takes a steak from the grill] Hey Barn, you like your steak rare, right? Well, that one's yours."
"[Wilma tells him his secretary is very attractive] Really? I didn't notice. Did I mention she could chisel 18 words a minute?"
"Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth! [The dictabird repeats what he says] Okay, now you talk and see how much I can remember."
"Mr. Slate, I don't think you hired me just to sit here and look pretty. [he picks up a model house] I hate to burst your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who is going to live in them?"
"Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME! [Barney promises not to tell Wilma] Thanks, pal!"
"[Miss Stone asks him how he'd like his coffee] Uhh, in a cup."
"[Barney asks him what to call him now] Simply your highness will do."
"Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble"
"John Goodman - Fred Flintstone"
"Yabba-dabba-doo it!"
"Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"
"Well, Cliff. I guess you haven't thought of everything."