"Don't say sorry to me. You let down Frank. You let down me. Most importantly you let down Max. And right about now I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why I take time out of my schedule to help you get over... [to Max] Max can you earmuff it for me? [to Mitch] That whore you dated."

"Guys this is a very special occasion. The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps twenty feet away."

"He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed."

"You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls everyday?"

"Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers."

"Dude, I service society by rocking. I’m out there on the front lines liberating people with my music. Rocking ain’t no walk in the supermarket, lady."

"[during end credits; to Zack, with his face contorted, after he performs a "face-melter" on his guitar] Dude, is my face okay? I think you melted it off! [laughs]"

"I heard you in music class. You guys can really play. [angrily] Why didn't anyone tell me?!"

"Now you played hard in here, people, and I am proud of every last stinking one of you. So let's just give this everything we got. We may fall on our faces, but if we do, we will fall with dignity! With a guitar in our hands, and rock in our hearts! And in the words of AC/DC: "We roll tonight to the guitar bite, and for those about to rock, I salute you.""

"The School of Rock. And we shall teach rock ‘n’ roll to the world."

"(variation of George Bernard Shaw quote and earlier quoted verbatim in Annie Hall) Those who can’t do, teach. And those who can’t teach, teach gym."

"We will continue our lecture on the Man when we return. Have a good music class."

"Okay, Miss Dumbum ain't your teacher today, I am. And I have a headache, and the runs."

"[watching the clock, waiting for the end of the day] Yes! We did it! Gimme some of that, yeah, that's it. I will see you cats on the flip-flop later!"

"We don't need no education."

"We shall teach Rock and Roll to the world!"

"Old school rock meets private school prep."

"He just landed the gig of his life: 5th grade."

"His methods are unusual. His approach is unique. But his curriculum rocks."

"Mr. Black. Accept no substitute. Come on feel the noize."

"Heavy metal... Take notes."

"Lucas Papaelias as Neil"

"Lucas Babin as Spider"

"Adam Pascal as Theo"

"Veronica Afflerbach as Eleni"

"Jordan-Claire Green as Michelle"

"Cole Hawkins as Leonard"

"Angelo Massagli as Frankie"

"James Hosey as Marco"

"Zachary Infate as Gordon"

"Brian Falduto as Billy"

"Aleisha Allen as Alicia"

"Caitlin Hale as Marta"

"Maryam Hassan as Tomika"

"Robert Tsai as Lawrence"

"Rebecca Brown as Katie"

"Kevin Clark as Freddy Jones"

"Joey Gaydos Jr. as Zack Mooneyham"

"Miranda Cosgrove as Summer Hathaway"

"Sarah Silverman as Patty Di Marco"

"Mike White as Ned Schneebly"

"Joan Cusack as Rosalie "Roz" Mullins"

"Jack Black as Dewey Finn"