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April 10, 2026
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"Mandy Park: [seeing how large Adam has gotten] There is no way I'm changing those diapers."
"Rick Moranis - Wayne Szalinski"
"Marcia Strassman - Diane Szalinski"
"Robert Oliveri - Nick Szalinski"
"John Shea - Dr. Charles Hendrickson"
"Lloyd Bridges - Clifford Sterling"
"Keri Russell - Mandy Park"
"Amy O'Neill - Amy Szalinski"
"Ron Canada - Marshall Brooks"
"Joshua & Daniel Shalikar - Adam Szalinski"
"Gregory Sierra - Terence Wheeler"
"Leslie Neale - Constance Winters"
"Julia Sweeney - Nosey Neighbor"
"Sammy - Quark"
"John C. Reilly - John Finnegan"
"Philip Baker Hall - Sydney Brown"
"If you stay in the game long enough, you'll see everything, win everything, and lose everything."
"When good luck is a long shot, you have to hedge your bets."
"I will fuck you up if you fuck with me, OK? I know three kinds of Karate: Jujitsu, Aikido, and regular Karate."
"Never ignore a man's courtesy."
"Melora Walters - Jimmy's Girl"
"Robert Ridgely - Keno Manager"
"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Craps player"
"Samuel L. Jackson - Jimmy"
"Gwyneth Paltrow - Clementine"
"Twenty hours without rest and still no enemy. In the blistering desert heat, Jim and Joe plan their next attack. Find the Beast and kill him. Kill, or be killed. Man's inhumanity to man."
"Touch a button. Things happen. A scientist becomes a beast."
"Boys from the city. Not yet caught by the whirlwind of Progress. Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs."
"Always on the prowl. Looking for something or somebody to kill. Quench the killer's thirst."
"Nothing bothers some people, not even flying saucers."
"A man runs, someone shoots at him."
"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"
"Alan Francis - Art Radcliffe"
"Ronald Francis - Randy Radcliffe"
"Larry Aten - Joe Dobson"
"Bing Stafford - Jim Archer"
"Barbara Francis - Lois Radcliffe"
"Douglas Mellor - Hank Radcliffe"
"Anthony Cardoza - KGB Driver / Helpful Neighbor"
"Coleman Francis - Narrator"
"Tor Johnson - Joseph Javorsky / The Beast"
"Well, doctors can't help her. Maybe angels, but not doctors."