"Pat Harrigan: You go after them in ten minutes. Get them. Get Pike and you'll be rich! If one of you tries to quit on me, I'll pay a bonus of a thousand dollars to the man that kills him."

"Rev. Wainscoat: Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou nor thy sons with thee least ye shall die. Look not thou upon the wine when it is red and when it bringeth his color in the cup when it moveth itself aright. At the last, it biteth like a serpent and stingeth like an adder. Now folks, that's from the Good Book. But in this here town, it's 5 cents a glass. Five cents a glass. Does anyone really think that that is the price of a drink? The price of a drink - let him decide who has lost his courage and his pride who lies a groveling heap of clay not far removed..."

"Well, how'd you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ass?"

"Feathers flew like a turkey! Well, they shouldn't have run; they shouldn't have run."

"Tell me, Mr. Harrigan...how does it feel, getting paid for it? How does it feel to sit back and hire your killin', with the law's arms around you? How does it feel to be so god damn right?"

"What I like and what I need are two different things."

"You think Pike and old Sykes haven't been watchin' us. They know what this is all about - and what do I have? Nothin' but you egg-suckin', chicken-stealing gutter trash, with not even sixty rounds between you. We're after men, and I wish to God I was with them. The next time you make a mistake, I'm gonna ride off and let you die."

"[to Harrigan] I need 20 trained men, not recruits. And not this gutter trash you've given me."

"[about Mapache] He's a killer for Huerta who calls himself a general. He's been fighting Villa - and losing. But with enough guns, he can become a power in northern Mexico. My guess is, Pike will try to get them for him."

"When I get my share of the gold, twenty five hundred dollars worth, I'll tell you where four cases are. The others are waiting for me back at the wagon. If I don't show up pretty quick, they'll blow it...The quicker I get back, the quicker you get the next load...Up the arroyo about two miles, you'll find three cases of rifles and one case of ammunition hidden in the bush."

"If they ever get armed with good leaders, this whole country will go up in smoke."

"What I don't know about I sure as hell am gonna learn."

"I figure that damn General will try to take this load without payin' for it and shoot us in the bargain. Only thing that'll change his mind is if somethin' would happen to these guns."

"This is our last go-around, Dutch. This time, we do it right!"

"She had a husband. If I'd had any sense, I'd have killed him. He wasn't around. I got careless. One night, he walked in on us. Got her with the first shot. Got me here with the second. Then the damned coward turned and ran. There isn't a day or an hour that passes that I don't think about it."

"We started together. We'll end it together."

"We're not gonna get rid of anybody. We're gonna stick together, just like it used to be. When you side with a man, you stay with him. And if you can't do that, you're like some animal - you're finished! We're finished! All of us!"

"Martin Short - Ned Nederlander"

"Randy Newman - Singing Bush (voice)"

"Kai Wulff - German"

"Fred Asparagus - Bartender"

"Philip Gordon - Rodrigo"

"Patrice Martinez - Carmen"

"Humberto Ortiz - Pablo"

"Tony Plana - Jefe"

"Alfonso Arau - El Guapo"

"Chevy Chase - Dusty Bottoms"

"Steve Martin - Lucky Day"