"Happy Man: Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'."

"Those are two very specific examples of crackheads."

"Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch."

"Yo, Viv, babe. Would ya come down here? The Sphincter Police won't let me through."

"People put you down enough, you start to believe it."

"Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go."

"I think you have a lot of special gifts, Edward."

"I appreciate the whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing."

"You'll buy a snap dog and we'll cop a squat under a tree or somewhere."

"The bad things are easier to believe. Haven't you noticed that?!"

"The first guy I've ever loved was a total nothing. The second was worse. My mom called me a bum magnet. There was a bum in a fifty mile radius, I was completely attracted to him."

"People always do what you tell them to do? ...I guess so."

"Honey, I've got a runner in my pantyhose. I'm not wearing pantyhose."

"I want the fairy tale."

"[to Edward] In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight."

"People's reaction to opera the first time they hear it is extreme. They either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul."

"Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships."

"You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money."

"Philip Stuckey: [about Morse] He mortgaged everything he owns, right down to his underwear, to secure a loan from the bank."

"A name... you want a name... the pressure of a name... I got it! Cinde-fucking-rella!"

"I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor."

"Which one's burgundy?"

"My Japanese is getting better. We started speaking English."

"You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?""

"Anna Faris – Kelly"

"Giovanni Ribisi – John"

"Akiko Takeshita – Ms. Kawasaki"

"Scarlett Johansson – Charlotte"

"Bill Murray – Bob Harris"

"A new film written & directed by Sofia Coppola."

"The universally acclaimed new film from Sofia Coppola."

"[repeated line] For relaxing times, make it Suntory time."

"Sometimes you have to go halfway around the world to come full circle."

"Everyone wants to be found."

"Aren't you gonna say, "Have a good fright?""

"Charlotte, I'm down in the lobby and I'm leaving now. Um, I was calling to see if you still have my jacket. If you could you bring it down, but you're not there, so this is good-bye, and, uh... So, I guess, good-bye and enjoy my jacket which you stole from me."

"My bathroom is messier than yours."