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"I feel as happy as a puppy dog with two peters."
"When you three first got here, you were as worthless as hen shit on a pump handle. But look at ya now; a bunch of tenderfeet bringin' in a whole herd!"
"Yesterday they were businessmen; today they are cowboys; tomorrow they'll be walking funny."
"Billy Crystal- Mitch Robbins"
"Daniel Stern- Phil Berquist"
"Bruno Kirby- Ed Furillo"
"Jack Palance- Curly"
"Helen Slater- Bonnie Chambers"
"Noble Willingham- Clay Stone"
"Tracey Walter- Cookie"
"Patricia Wettig- Barbara Robbins"
"Yeardley Smith- Nancy"
"Jake Gyllenhaal- Danny Robbins"
"[While giving guns to newly freed prisoners] C'mon! We're all going to die, die standing up!"
"Radames Pera - Sgt. Stepan Gorsky"
"Judd Omen - Nicaraguan Captain"
"Lane Smith - Mayor Bates"
"Pepe Serna - Mr. Mondragón"
"Roy Jenson - Mr. Samuel Morris"
"Frank McRae - Mr. Teasdale"
"Vladek Sheybal - General Bratchenko"
"William Smith - Colonel Strelnikov"
"Ron O'Neal - Colonel Ernesto Bella"
"Harry Dean Stanton - Tom Eckert"
"Ben Johnson - Mr. Jack Mason"
"Powers Boothe - Lt. Col. Andrew "Andy" Tanner, USAF"
"Doug Toby - Arturo "Aardvark" Mondragon"
"Brad Savage - Danny Bates"
"Jennifer Grey - Toni Mason"
"Darren Dalton - Daryl Bates"
"Charlie Sheen - Matt Eckert"
"Lea Thompson - Erica Mason"
"C. Thomas Howell - Robert Morris"
"Patrick Swayze - Jed Eckert"
"[briefing Soviet Army officers and troops about the Wolverines; in Russian] What I despise most about warfare, is the hypocrisy it often breeds. I've heard euphemisms that we are 'containing the enemy', that our 'sector of pacification is growing'. These are the tactics of the lie. Lies have the stench of death and defeat. You can only win a war by exterminating the enemy! Do you know who we are fighting? [points to board] We are fighting Wolverines: small, ferocious animals. For them, you need a hunter. And you know, I am a hunter. From this moment on, there will be no further reprisals against civilians. This was stupid. Impotence. Comrades, if a fox stole your chickens, would you slaughter your pig because he saw the fox? No! You would hunt down the fox, find where it lives and destroy it! How do we do this? Become a fox."
"[talks to the teenagers over their supplies] You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval."
"“I ain’t never seen ’em, but my common sense tells me the Andes is foothills and the Alps is for children to climb. Keep good care of your hair. These here is God’s finest sculpturins and there ain’t no laws for the brave ones. And there ain’t no asylums for the crazy ones. And there ain’t no churches excepting for this right here. And there ain’t no priests excepting the birds. By God I are a mountain man and I’ll live until an arrow or a bullet finds me and then I’ll leave my bones right here on this great map of the magnificent…"
"Charles Tyner - Robidoux"
"Richard Angarola - Chief Two-Tongues Lebreaux"
"Matt Clark - Qualen"
"Jack Colvin - Lieutenant Mulvey"
"Paul Benedict - Reverend Lindquist"
"Allyn Ann McLerie - the Crazy Woman"
"JoaquÃn MartÃnez - Paints His Shirt Red"
"Josh Albee - Caleb"
"Delle Bolton - Swan"
"Stefan Gierasch - Del Gue"
"Will Geer - Bear Claw Chris Lapp"
"Robert Redford - Jeremiah Johnson"
"Some say he's dead...some say he never will be."