Films Set In Baltimore

"Ricki Lake - Libby"

"Mink Stole - Mrs. Sylvia Mallory"

"Jack Noseworthy - Rodney"

"Maggie Gyllenhaal - Raven"

"Larry Gilliard Jr. - Lewis"

"Adrian Grenier - Lyle"

"Alicia Witt - Cherish"

"Stephen Dorff - Cecil B. Demented"

"We've all taken a vow of celibacy for celluloid. No one gets laid until we finish our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first."

"Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock"

"Long live guerrilla film making!"

"Demented forever!"

"Angry Moviegoer: I walk out of your films, on airplanes!"

"Lyle: [running in place] Help! Cherish! I'm stuck in a K-hole and I can't get out!"

"Fidget: Hey hey MPAA, how many movies did you censor today?"

"Theater Marquee: Pauly Shore marathon, 4 comedy classics!!!!"

"It's goat urine!"

"I mean, my father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of hell."

"Satan says you need more color!"

"Porno fans! It's me, Cherish, and I need your hardcore help!"

"Dear Diary, another day, and it's the same old thing. Every where I go, everything I do just seems to lead to the same dead end: my derrière."

"When I was ten years old my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree!"

"Hi. I played you in lots of porno movies. Some Kind of Happiness, I've already shot it. Only it's called Some Kind of Horniness."

"Family is just a dirty word for censorship!"

"Power to the people who punish bad cinema!"

"The slash and burn of the white-hot metal will brand you forever with the logo of Cecil B. Demented. Wear the privileged scar of cinema sainthood with pride and horniness."

"I'm a prophet against profit!"

"Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Grown men with hairy legs prancing around half-naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"

"Can't you see I'm cooking scrapple!"

"My pussy's on fire!"

"PINK STEEL!"

"I'm just Sylvia Stickles, I'm a horny woman with a head injury."

"Help me to keep my sexual sobriety!"

"I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis"

"I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!"

"A concussion is a terrible thing to waste."

"I've got a hard-on of gold, and my tongue is on fire."

"One day we're going to discover a brand new sex act, one that's never been performed before. And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture!"

"A man has needs, Sylvia! Marital needs!"

"We got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life you know. Sperm!"

"Filthy little hedges, growing all dirty! Makes me sick!"

"I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie, people would be raw if that was true!"

"I'm going to call the postmaster general — if he's not whacking off! — and report your potty mouth!"

"Tracey Ullman - Sylvia Stickles"

"Johnny Knoxville - Ray Ray Perkins"

"Selma Blair - Caprice Stickles"

"Chris Isaak - Vaughn Stickles"

"Suzanne Shepherd - Big Ethel"

"Mink Stole - Marge the Neuter"

"Patricia Hearst - Paige"