"And you my love, won't you take my hand? We'll go back in time, to that mystic land. Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow. I will take you there, I will show you how."

"You're sweet but you're just four feet, And you still got your baby teeth. You're too young and I'm too well hung, But tonight I'm gonna rock you."

"The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand."

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I love to sink her with my pink torpedo! Big bottom, big bottom, Talk about bum-cakes... my girl's got 'em. Big bottom, drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this... behind?"

"May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll."

"Yeah, listen, we'd love to stand around and chat, but we've gotta... sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo."

"Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful."

"For one thing that goes wrong, a hundred things go right. Do you know what I spend my time doing? I sleep two or three hours a night. There's no sex and drugs for Ian, David. Do you know what I do? I find lost luggage. I locate mandolin strings in the middle of Austin. I prise the rent out of the local Hebrews. That's what I do."

"Whenever a single bump or a ruffle comes into this little fantasy, adolescent fantasy world that you guys, you guys have built around yourselves, you start screaming like a bunch of pansy hairdressers."

"We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water."

"You can't really dust for vomit."

"There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

"[Asked by a reporter if this is the end of Spinal Tap] Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."

"Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation."

"I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything."

"Jack Nicholson - Colonel Nathan R.Jessup"

"Aaron Sorkin - Lawyer bragging in tavern"

"Christopher Guest - Dr.Stone"

"Joshua Malina - Tom"

"Xander Berkeley - Captain Whitaker"

"John M. Jackson - Captain West"

"Cuba Gooding Jr. - Corporal Carl Hammaker"

"Noah Wyle - Corporal Jeffrey Barnes"

"J.A. Preston - Judge Julius Alexander Randolph"

"Wolfgang Bodison - Lance Corporal Harold W.Dawson"

"Matt Craven - Lieutenant Dave Spradling"

"James Marshall - Private First Class Louden Downey"

"Kevin Pollak - Lieutenant Junior Grade Sam Weinberg"

"J.T. Walsh - Lieutenant Colonel Matthew Markinson"

"Kiefer Sutherland - Lieutenant Jonathan Kendrick"

"Kevin Bacon - Captain Jack Ross"

"Demi Moore - Lieutenant Commander Joanne Galloway"

"Tom Cruise - Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee"

"In the heart of the nation's capital, in a courthouse of the U.S. government, one man will stop at nothing to keep his honor, and one will stop at nothing to find the truth."

"We're in the business of saving lives, Matthew. That is a responsibility that I think we have to take pretty seriously. And I believe that taking a Marine who's not quite up to the job and shipping him off to some other assignment puts lives in danger. [Markinson rises to leave] Sit down, Matthew. We go back a while. We went to the Academy together, we were commissioned together, we did our tours in Vietnam together. But I've been promoted up the chain with greater speed and success than you have. Now, if that's a source of tension or embarrassment for you, I don't give a shit. We're in the business of saving lives, Lt. Col. Markinson. Don't ever question my orders in front of another officer."

"I want you to know that I think the whole fucking bunch of you are certifiably insane. This code of honor of yours makes me want to beat the shit out of somebody."

"[repeated line] As you wish."

"Billy Crystal - Miracle Max"

"Carol Kane - Valerie"

"Mel Smith - The Albino"

"Peter Cook - The Impressive Clergyman"

"Peter Falk - The Grandfather"

"Robin Wright - Buttercup/The Princess Bride"

"Fred Savage - The Grandson"

"André the Giant - Fezzik"

"Wallace Shawn - Vizzini"

"Christopher Guest - Count Rugen"