"When I look at the boy in that painting, I see a very intelligent, very serious person, and a good person. But there’s something about the eyes and the face that seems lost and sad. But that’s as far as I can see because he doesn’t want to let the world see any further."

"Believe in the power to change your destiny"

"Teri Garr as Aunt Judy (uncredited)"

"Al Roker as Himself"

"Kristen Wiig as Carole Malone"

"Cedric Yarbrough as Melvin "Mel" Goldfinch"

"Tony Hale as Alan Davies"

"David Koechner as Ernie"

"Rob Riggle as Head Guard Hoffman"

"Jessica Walter as Cindi"

"Mario Lopez as Part-Time Substitute minors watcher"

"Wayne Federman as Airport Attendant"

"Dominique Saldaña as Katherine Davenport"

"Rob Corddry as Samuel "Sam" Davenport"

"Paget Brewster as Valerie Davenport"

"Quinn Shephard as Donna Malone"

"Gia Mantegna as Grace Conrad"

"Brett Kelly as Timothy "Beef" Wellington"

"Dyllan Christopher as Spencer Davenport"

"Tyler James Williams as Charles "Charlie" Goldfinch"

"Wilmer Valderrama as Zach Van Bourke"

"Lewis Black as Oliver Porter"

"All flights cancelled. Christmas isn't!"

"Silent night... Yeah, right."

"Six unaccompanied minors will become one unbelievable family."

"[Running out of the UM room] This goes against everything I believe in, but I gotta pee!"

"Six kids, snowbound in an airport on Christmas Eve, without supervision. Someone please call security."

"[to Donna after she kisses him] Wow! Man, you're so hot!"

"Oh man, Harvard's never gonna accept me with a police record! And I am not going to community college!"