"[To Silda as they battle] You want Mathyus, but he will never staty with you. He's one of the darkness, like us. He only wishes to die and you are killing your people."

"Brandon Hardesty — Boris"

"Ali Gohar —Tarak"

"Dianne Beatty — Joan"

"Ahmed Rateb — Omar"

"[on the pyramid incarcerating Anubis] They ended up imprisoning their own god!"

"Ellen Faison — Melinda"

"Charlton Heston — Matthew Corbeck"

"John Salvo — Gary"

"Ibrahim Khan — Karib"

"Joan Levy — Jenny"

"[on video] This pyramid, unlike any structure other I've ever encountered, seems to have been built with the express purpose of keeping whatever is inside from escaping. If you come down here... bring guns."

"George Peck — Bill"

"Susannah York — Jane Turner"

"A Monstrous, Chilling Terror Stalking the Living ..."

"They Came from the Dead ..."

"Honor Blackman — Captain Shea"

"Christopher Lee — Sir Richard Turkel"

"Brenda King — Lisa"

"Lysette Anthony — Dr. Claire Mulrooney"

"Ossie Davis — John F. Kennedy"

"Ella Joyce — The Nurse"

"Bob Ivy — Bubba Ho-tep"

"Jack Davenport — Detective Bartone"

"Barry Sattels — Rick"

"Jill Townsend — Anne Corbeck"

"Larry Pennell — Kemosabe"

"What sort of respectable mummy snuffs it without leaving a mothercurse on her tomb?"

"In the movies, I always played the heroic types. But when the stage lights went out, it was time for drugs and stupidity and the coveting of women. Now it's time. Time to be a little of what I had always fantasized of bein' - a hero."

"Here I was complainin' about loss of pride and how life had treated me, and I realized...I never had any pride. And much of how life had treated me had been good. The bulk of the bad was my own damn fault. Should've fired Colonel Parker by the time I got in the pictures. Old fart had been a shark and a fool, and I was even a bigger fool for following him. If only I'd treated Priscilla right. If I could've told my daughter I loved her. Always the questions, never the answers. Always the hopes, never the fulfillments."

"The Curse is Legend. The Adventure is Real."

"Where'd my youth go? Why didn't fame hold off old age and death? Why the hell did I leave the fame in the first place? Do I want it back? Could I have it back? And if I could, would it make any damned difference?"

"What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, goddamnit. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti-writin', soul-suckin' son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and shit 'em down the visitors toilet!"

"[To the mummy, before burning it] Your soul suckin' days are over, amigo."

"[looking up Callie's skirt] The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional; she just didn't give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatenin', she didn't mind if I got bird's eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin' a peek. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin' a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. Of course, these days even a flutter was kinda reassurin'."

"The Curse is Real"

"Heidi Marnhout — Callie"

"Michael Lerner — Professor Marcus"

"He's waiting in purgatory for the day of his rebirth... which happens to be this Thursday!"