"Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! The Circus of Strange is coming to a town near you! Never before has such a host of talented performers gathered in one place, to amaze and entertain! Be astounded by Big Top! Is it a man, is it a woman? Who knows, but I guarantee it's the most gigantically grotesque assortment of flesh you have ever seen! Be dumbfounded by the acrobatic oddity that is Siam! Stare open mouthed as these conjoined triplets defy the limits of the human body and its imagination! And last and by no means least, be stunned and horrified by the combustible wonder that is Phosphorus Rex! Folks, you gotta see it to believe it! Come and join us and you'll never look at the world the same way again!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] I wanted to help people, but Gotham wouldn't let me. Good men don't last here, Bruce. Not when everybody knows who they are."

"[after Batman's unmasking] Why bother with the mask, hero? You got nothing worth hiding now."

"Janosz, my dearest son, my perfect child, I make these recordings so you are not alone, so that you know daddy loves his son. Daddy loves his little Pyg! The circus has traveled far and we have brought joy to many sad people. They join us now like a big family, growing week by week! Now they feel no pain, they know nothing of misery. I call them my Dollotrons. To each new home, we move at night, finding a fresh patch of earth to inhabit. Secret places in forgotten parts of town, ugly wastelands where the locals stumble unawares into our candy-stripe tent. The Dollotrons are the first to greet them with open arms and perfect faces! The climax of the show is when I take them to see mother! Oh, I tell you, they are amazed by my imagination, confounded by my dexterity as each is transformed into a beautiful work of art! But, mother is hard to please! She wants more, always more, never satisfied, always driving me to work harder, to obtain perfection! And I will! Night has drawn its curtains yet again and the circus moves on, our numbers swollen, to a different patch of Earth. On the dark horizon, the building tops glimmer, the heat and smog of industry shroud the den of criminals and beasts. Gotham is her name! Janosz, I tell you, the circus has come home!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] Maybe you should think about changing your face? I've got a few ideas..."

"Fire is nature's way of clearing the path! Stand in its way, and you will be destroyed!"

"[after being captured] How many times have we done this, Batman? You put us behind bars, only for us to escape. Your life is meaningless! A charade!"

"[after being captured] Satisfaction is short-lived. Enjoy it while you can, because the next time we meet... you die!"

"[after being captured] Feeling lucky, Batman? What do you say we flip a coin? Heads, we walk free."

"[meeting Azrael in prison] Nobody said this was fancy dress!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] Well, well, well, would you Adam and Eve it! Bruce bloody Wayne and Batman. The two people I hate most in the world, standing right in front of me!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] I've never forgiven you, Wayne. The Cobblepots should be running this city, not your stinking family!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] My old man lost all that money and who did he take it out on? Muggin's here! Shipped me off to that poxy boarding school."

"[after being captured] Sure you're on the right side of the bars, Batman? From where I'm standing, you look guilty as hell."

"[to Professor Pyg] Please cease with these mindless inanities. It is beneath my brilliance to be cooped up with one so clearly insane."

"[to Azrael] Your faith in mindless superstition is as misplaced as your desire to emulate Gotham's overrated defender, you outdated eleventh century anachronism!"

"[in a "Game Over" screen] I did it! I ACTUALLY DID IT...! I mean, of course I did. Good! As expected!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] You may have everyone in here fooled with your little "Bruce Wayne" charade, but not me, Batman. You'll never fool me!"

"I've seen the answer, Batman, many times over! They commune with me! The flames... have you not been transfixed by their flickering light?"

"[in a "Game Over" screen] Now, to be fair, Catwoman, in cat years you had a very good run!"

"[after being captured] Don't worry, Batman, I will come back from this. You see, I'm blessed with the capacity for self-improvement - sadly something you lack. It would be nice if your intellect could move beyond its bestial beginnings, but alas, taking the bat out of the cave is far easier than taking the cave out of the bat."

"[after being captured] They say time is the best judge. Well, the verdict's in, and Gotham's time is up!"

"So long, Bats! Hell of a ride, but I'm getting off!"

"You know, you almost had me scared back there! Me? Ha, ha! What have I got to be afraid of?"

"[upon his final defeat, being locked away in Batman's mind forever] NO, BRUCE! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!... I need you...!"

"When I get out of here, I'll write my name in blood on every street corner! I'll carve it on every corpse! I'll... I'll... NO ONE'S FORGETTING ME! Now, how do I get out of here?"

"Those boys have really done their homework! Where do you think they're getting their intel? You think Barbara told them? Those sidekicks of yours! A teeny tiny bit of torture, and they're all "Please make it stop, I'll tell all Batman's secrets! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!""

"All these years later, and I've still got a soft spot for little Barbara Gordon. Fortunately, mine's not right between the vertebrae!"

"I've just realized! All those times I threatened to kill Bruce Wayne, kidnap Bruce Wayne, blow up Wayne Manor, I was really threatening you! Oh, Bats... If I'd have known, I would have -- let's face it -- try harder."

"[in his interview tapes] Right, okay. Riddlerbot memory formatted, adaptive AI algorithms uploaded, joints oiled. Now, ahem... give my creation LIFE! [no sound] ARGH! DAMMIT! Useless hunk of dead metal! Do you want to become a semi-automated theme park mannequin?! Because that's the fate in store for you!"

"[talking about Professor Pyg] Now, old pig-face here, total lunatic. Far too good for this place. Don't worry, you'll be the first one I let out."

"[talking about Professor Pyg] He's sicker than me 'n' Harley's honeymoon tapes but I think he's onto something. What do we say we get him to chisel a smile on that face of yours?"

"[referring to Barbara's kidnapping] Now that I think about it, how did Scarecrow know to go after your IT department? I mean, I had no idea she worked for you when I shot her, I just got lucky. Seriously! I was aiming for her head."

"[talking about Raymond Underhill] Tut tut tut. Breaking the law for a noble cause? He's nowhere near rich enough to get away with that!"