"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Roses are red, violets are blue, now I'm going to smash you all! (Eris throws the Apple of Discord twice in the air before throwing it to a long distance. The stick pops out saying, "BOOM!" as the opponents blow up whilst she chuckles)"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Meteor don't be telling Dracula what to do! Dracula was born knowing what to do!"

"(ready to battle) Look out, Mac! Jack is back!"

"(wins) Thank you all so much. I'd like to thank the academy, my dear old dad, and the forces of anarchy & destruction."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Wanna see something really funny? (Picks up pumpkin bomb from sack, throws it at opponents, opponents are blown up, Jack laughs)"

"(damage) A: Ouch! B: Ow! C: He he. D: Doop! E: Dey!"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: Fore! C: Good-bye! D: Get outta here! E: Yah!"

"(on fire) This really burns me up!"

"(vs. Grim) Feeling "Grim"? Try a punch in the face!"

"(vs. Mogar) Oh, goodness! I thought I was done fighting clowns!"

"(vs. Eris) The joke's on you, Eris!"

"(vs. Hoss) That's what you get for picking on the headless!"

"(vs. Dracula) I got some killer pranks for ya!"

"(vs. Boogey) I'm gonna stick this boogey to the bottom of my shoe!"

"(vs. Skarr) You're a joke! (laughs)"

"(vs. Fred) Dracula love elephants! Dracula wanna feed 'em peanuts!"

"(vs. Nergal) Dracula gonna send you back to the center of the earth!"

"(vs. Hoss) Ain't nobody gonna exterminate Dracula! Dracula the original fangster!"

"(vs. Mogar) Dracula hate rock music! Dracula's a soul man!"

"(ready to battle) You'll never know what hit you!"

"(vs. Eris) Dracula not gonna take a bite out of an apple! He gonna take a bite out of you!"

"(vs. Jack) Dracula love pumpkin. Gonna bite yo' head off!"

"(vs. Olaf the Viking) Vampires hate vikings, that's a fact!"

"(vs. Billy) Dracula wanna bite yo' nose!"

"(on fire) Something's cookin'. Smells good!"

"(vs. Mandy) Dracula see ya on the flip side!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown, dancing) Check out Dracula's smooth moves! (starts disco dancing, opponents dance along) Haiyy! (disco ball lowers, refraction from disco ball destroys opponents)"

"(Man’s Turret) Dracula usually don need shooters, but he’ll use it!"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: So long, sucka!"

"(vs. Grim) Hey "Skeleton Man", Dracula's teeth is sharper than yo' stick thing!"

"(ready to battle) Why Dracula here? Dracula got bridge club today!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) You won't get anything out of me, brain-eating meteor."

"(after being selected) Dracula got all the moves!"

"(vs. Billy/Nergal) I don't even like to touch you to hit you!"

"(after being selected) Like, totally excellent choice."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) This reminds me of that movie with the gorilla. Curious something or other."

"(wins) Hah! Dracula gonna keep winning all day long!"

"(vs. Irwin) Dracula need yo' glasses. Dracula not seeing so goo no more."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin's ain't the boss of Dracula! Dracula grown man! Dracula do what he want!"