"You wanna know why I hate birthdays, Wolf? Do you? When you grow up a snake, nobody shows up to your party. Birthdays are a constant reminder that out there, I'm just a scary, good-for-nothing monster. Yeah, but nothing compares to having the one guy... the one guy I thought I could trust... stab me in the back."

"Oh, stop, you're making me blush."

"What's up, papa?"

"[repeated line] Arrest them!"

"Yeah, they're a bit eccentric, but when you're born us, you don't exactly win many popularity contests. Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters? Sure, I do. But these are the cards we've been dealt, so we might as well play them."

"[repeated line] Don't mind us, we're just robbing this place."

"Hey, you! Get over here. A little bit closer. Oh, I know what it is. You're afraid, because I'm, uh… The big bad wolf! Well, I'm not surprised. I am the villain of every story. Isn't that right, Snake? [Snake: [chuckles] Yep.] Say hello to Mr. Snake! Serpentine safe-cracking machine. Imagine Houdini but with no arms. The kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half-empty then steal it from y'all. He's also my best bud, and today is his birthday! [Snake: Not relevant.] He's a sweetheart. [to Snake] You're a sweetheart."

"Totally worth it!"

"[repeated line by Wolf and Snake] Go bad, or go home."

"And over here is Ms. Tarantula. Our inhouse hacker, pocket search engine, and travelling-tech wizard. We call her "Webs"."

"I've made a lot of enemies in my time... I mean, a lot... but out of all the people in the world... I hate you guys the least."

"[repeated line] So long, suckers!"

"Zazie Beetz — Diane Foxington (a.k.a. The Crimson Paw)"

"Alex Borstein — Police Chief Misty Luggins"

"[to Snake] Happy Birthday, Mr. Grumpypants."

"What's on the Food Network?"

"And this is Mr. Shark, master of disguise. Apex predator of a thousand faces. His greatest trick: stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa. Dig that!"

"Richard Ayoade — Professor Marmalade"

"[to Wolf after he "attacks" Marmalade] Oooh! Now, you are done FOREVER, Wolf!"

"And rounding out the crew… [Piranha: Surprise!] …is Mr. Piranha. He's a loose cannon with a short fuse, willing to scrap with anyone or anything. He's brave, he's fearless... Aw, who am I kidding? He's crazy."

"[after being blown out of the pool] It was ghastly. The deck just seemed to lift up under my feet. Then I was in the water. Black, oily water! I struggled!"

"B-b-but I d-don't wanna sell him. [The scene cuts to the gangsters taking Daffy away, then to a beaten-up Porky] T-t-they talked me into it."

"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / Porky Pig / Rocky / Nick / Hotel Employee / Chickens / Goose."

"Mel Blanc as Sylvester, Tweety, Rocky the Gangster, Nick, Newsboy, News Reporter, Police Officer, Photographer and Mayor."

"I slip-thht-bpp-thh-tht-td."

"Ana de Armas – Marta Cabrera"

"Chris Evans – Hugh Ransom Drysdale"

"Jamie Lee Curtis – Linda Drysdale"

"Hell, any of them could have done it."

"Nothing brings a family together like murder."

"Daniel Craig – Benoit Blanc"

"Michael Shannon – Walter "Walt" Thrombey"

"OK, don't answer that if you're going to puke. Please."

"Don Johnson – Richard Drysdale"

"Physical evidence can tell a clear story with a forked tongue."

"(questioned about Jacob) He's an alt-right dipstick troll."

"Everyone has a motive. No one has a clue."

"The best judge of character is a dog. I've found that to be true."

"Why is grief the providence of youth? I don't know. But I'd imagine that age deepens all feelings."