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April 10, 2026
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"Terri Snell - Leslie McCallister"
"Gerry Bamman - Frank McCallister"
"Mike Maronna - Jeff McCallister"
"Maureen Elisabeth Shay - Linnie McCallister"
"Hillary Wolf - Megan McCallister"
"Devon Ratray - Buzz McCallister"
"John Heard - Peter McCallister"
"Catherine O'Hara - Katie McCallister"
"You can mess with a lot of things. But you can't mess with kids on Christmas."
"Daniel Stern - Marvin "Marv" Merchants"
"Joe Pesci - Harry Lyme"
"Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister"
"Guess Who's Alone in New York This Christmas!"
"Start Spreading the News... New York is a Real Scream!"
"First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He's Lost in New York."
"Yikes! I Did It Again!"
"He's Up Past His Bedtime in the City That Never Sleeps."
"Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?"
"Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. My family's in Florida... I'm in... New York?"
"Macaulay Culkin as Kevin"
"Michael Guido as Snakes"
"Ralph Foody as Johnny"
"Terrie Snell as Aunt Leslie"
"Sandra Macat as Santa's Elf"
"Senta Moses as Tracy"
"Angela Goethals as Linnie"
"Michael C. Maronna as Jeff"
"Hillary Wolf as Megan"
"Kieran Culkin as Fuller"
"Virginia Smith as Gegorette"
"Devin Ratray as Buzz"
"Kristin Minter as Heather"
"John Heard as Peter"
"Catherine O'Hara as Kate"
"Daniel Stern as Marv Murchins"
"Joe Pesci as Harry Lyme"
"This Non-Family Comedy is a Real Scream."
"When Kevin's Family Left For Vacation, They Forgot One Minor Detail: Kevin. But Don't Worry... He Cooks. He Cleans. He Kicks Some Butt."
"A Family Comedy Without The Family."
"SON OF A!!!"
"Merry Christmas. May I sit down?"
"Help, My house is being robbed. My address is 656 Lincoln Boulevard. My name's Murphy."
"I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. [applies aftershave; pretends to scream]"
"Yeah. Hi, look. I'm calling from Paris. I have a son who's home alone. Our phones there are out of order."
"You guys give up? Or ya thirsty for more?"
"Did anyone order me plain cheese?"
"I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!"
"I made my family disappear."
"This is my house! I have to defend it!"
"George Cheung — Chau"