"And I'm getting madder and madder, and I ask this guy how he sleeps at night knowing he's ripping off working people and he just leaves. He doesn't say a word. He just walks away from the lunch. So, am I the fucked up one, or is he?"

"Cynthia Baum: The therapist called. You did it again!"

"Cynthia Baum: You're not a saint. Saints don't live on Park Avenue."

"Charlie Geller: Will you listen to me?! This, like, the end of capitalism! This is like the Dark Ages all over again!"

"[On the phone] Let me ask you this: What company treats its customers that shittily and succeeds?...Fine, okay, Goldman."

"Ryan Gosling - Jared Vennett"

"I'm JACKED! I'M JACKED TO THE TITS!"

"[Looking at his bonus check of $47 million] So, I was right. I took a rash of shit for 2 years, but I was right and everyone was wrong. And, yeah, I got a big bonus for it. Sue me, you know? It's a lot of money, I know. I can feel you judging me. That's palpable. But, hey, I never said I was the hero of this story."

"Richard Thaler - Himself"

"And Caesar wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

"Margot Robbie: [In a bubble bath with a glass of champagne] Basically, Lewis Ranieri's mortgage bonds were amazingly profitable for the big banks. They made billions and billions on their 2% fee they got for selling each of these bonds. But then, they started running out of mortgages to put in them. After all, there are only so many homes and so many people with good enough jobs to buy them, right? So, the banks started filling these bonds with riskier and riskier mortgages. [Butler pours more champagne into her glass] (Thank you, Benjamin) That way, they can keep that profit machine churning, alright? By the way, these risky mortgages are called "subprime." So, whenever you hear the word "subprime," think "shit." Our friend, Michael Burry, found out that these mortgage bonds that were supposedly 65% AAA, were actually just, mostly, full of shit, so now, he's going to "short" the bonds, which means "to bet against." Got it? Good...[Takes a sip of champagne] Now, fuck off."

"Karen Gillan - Evie"

"Max Greenfield - Mortgage Broker"

"Brad Pitt - Ben Rickert"

"Billy Magnussen - Mortgage Broker"

"So, mortgage bonds are dog shit, and CDO's are dog shit wrapped in cat shit?"

"[Watching Mark talk with Wing Chau] Look at his face, he looks like the bad guy from Dune."

"[Final letter to his investors] I met my wife through Match.com. My profile said, "I am a medical student with only one eye, an awkward social manner, and $145,000 in student loans." She wrote back, "You're just what I've been looking for." She meant "honest", so let me be honest. Making money is not like what I thought it would be. This business kills the part of life that is essential, the part that has nothing to do with business. For the past two years, my insides have felt like they've been eating themselves. All the people that I respected won't talk to me anymore, except through lawyers. People want an authority to tell them how to value things, but they choose this authority not based on facts or results. They choose it because it seems authoritative and familiar. And I am not, nor ever have been, "familiar." So...so I have come to the sullen realization that I must close down the fund. Sincerely, Michael J. Burry, M.D."

"Lawrence Fields: Get me my fucking money back, you motherfucker."

"Margot Robbie - Herself"

"Selena Gomez - Herself"

"Marisa Tomei - Cynthia Baum"

"Melissa Leo - Georgia Hale"

"I have a feeling in a few years people are going to be doing what they always do when the economy tanks. They will be blaming immigrants and poor people."

"Stanley Wong - Ted Jiang"

"Adepero Oduye - Kathy Tao"

"[Last line of the movie] Okay...sell it all."

"Hamish Linklater - Porter Collins"

"Rafe Spall - Danny Moses"

"Jeffry Griffin - Chris"

"They knew. They knew the taxpayers would bail them out. They weren't being stupid; they just didn't care."

"Jeremy Strong - Vinny Daniel"

"That's a nice haircut, did you do it yourself?"

"[Opening monologue] In the late '70s, banking wasn't a job you went into to make large sums of money. It was a fucking snooze, filled with losers. Like selling insurance or accounting. And if banking was boring, then the bond department at the bank was straight up comatose. We all know about bonds. You give 'em to your snot-nosed kid when he turns 15; maybe, when he's 30, he makes a hundred bucks. Boring. That is until Lewis Ranieri came on the scene at Salomon Brothers. You might not know who he is, but he changed your life more than Michael Jordan, the iPod, and YouTube put together. You see, Lewis didn't know it yet, but he had already changed banking forever with one simple idea."

"I'm going to try to find moral redemption at the roulette table."

"The money came raining down, and for the first time, the banker went from the country club to the strip club. Pretty soon, stocks and savings were almost inconsequential. They were doing $50, $100, $200 billion in mortgage bonds and dozens of other securities a year, and America barely noticed as its number one industry became boring old banking. And then, one day, almost 30 years later, in 2008, it all came crashing down. In the end, Lewis Ranieri's mortgage-backed security mutated into a monstrosity that collapsed the whole world economy, and none of the experts or leaders or talking heads had a clue it was coming. I'm guessing most of you still don't really know what happened. Yeah, you got a soundbite you repeat so you don't sound dumb but come on. But there were some who saw it coming. While the whole world was having a big old party, a few outsiders and weirdos saw what no one else could. Not me. I'm not a weirdo, I'm pretty fucking cool, but we'll meet again later. These outsiders saw the giant lie at the heart of the economy, and they saw it by doing something the rest of the suckers never thought to do: They looked."

"Let me put it this way: I'm standing in front of a burning house, and I'm offering you fire insurance on it."

"John Magaro - Charlie Geller"

"Holy shit. All this time I've been trying to figure out who it is I'm betting against, and it's Morgan-Stanley. Which is me."

"We're going to wait and we're going to wait and we're going to wait until they feel the pain until they start to bleed."

"Finn Wittrock - Jamie Shipley"