"Ohoho! Crikey, I'm starved. [gasps] Wait, is that... [sniffing] roadkill pie, slug and centipede gumbo, braised bat tacos with guanamole? Well now, what have we got here?"

"[on TV] Tired of that vile swill Papa Batfield cooks up in his filthy outhouse? C'mon down to Dingo's Diner!"

"Oy! You buggers stay outta my diner!"

"Time for a spring cleanin'."

"Hmph! Jump on a TNT crate. What am I, a bandicoot?"

"[as his diner is blown up] Argh! Bastards! I'll get every last one of yas!"

"Aww, I made all them tablecloths m'self..."

"There we are."

"[laughs] How do you like them wumpas?!"

"Uh. Got a feelin' I'm not in the bayou no more."

"You smell good enough to eat. Hehe!"

"[sees a fuse being lit] Uh-oh. [runs into the quantum rift]'"

"That's more like it! Now... which way's me diner?"

"[inhales] Stagnant water, smells like home."

"[laughs then sighs] Huh? [sees quantum rift] Ahh! Crikey, not again!"

"[sighs] Alright, gotta be another one of them shimmery things 'round here."

"Ahhh. Time to go home."

"[sees Crash, Coco, and Cortex falling down] Crikey!"

"Easy, chums. If I was here to fight, you'd be cactus."

"Yeah. Just tryna get home. I was enjoyin' the retired life, see."

"[elbow bumps Crash and chuckles]"

"Oy! What'd I miss?"

"[slaps N. Tropies with his tail] Bloody dags."

"[to Kupuna-Wa] Oy. Not that it ain't been fun, but about my ticket home..."

"Hmph. Let's see if these tall poppies know how to smoke a steak."

"Blimey! Best not to think about that."

"Hmm... does this mean I have franchise potential?"

"Am I a franchise? Could I open a restaurant... in an airport?"

"But if I franchise because I saw my future franchise... oh, bollocks, my head hurts!"

"Ugh, strewth! Who cooked it?! Heat was too high. S'why it was all rubbery inside. Subpar grill marks too."

"[on TV] Dingo's Diner is back and ready for you! Say g'day to delectable dishes inspired by my interdimensional travels. Enjoy the breeze with our innovative three-wall dining room design. Dingo's Diner: health and safety rated "D"...for "Delicious"!"

"Master, my mechanical marvel will hypnotize you an army!"