"[to Hal] Let me tell you, friend. The only way to operate out here is by fear. They hit, I hit harder. They attack, I annihilate. I am the one constant, unassailable force against their chaos and you made them forget that. You think I enjoy this? Look at the universe the Guardians have created. We have the greatest power in the cosmos and what have they made us? Garbage collectors! We pick up the trash. [blasting away at garbage with Power Ring] A thief here, a killer there. Scum, dirt, filth! There's no end to it, but there could be. It's my dream that one day all of this rot will be wiped away. A new order will prevail, one that will end the chaos but it won't be built by the faint of heart. You got soft on me back there, Earth boy, and that I will not tolerate."

"Jason Miller - Thrax, Gang Leader"

"Oliver Platt - Hades"

"John DiMaggio - Deimos, Homeless Man"

"Marg Helgenberger - Hera"

"Vicki Lewis - Persephone"

"Virginia Madsen - Queen Hippolyta"

"Julianne Grossman - Etta Candy"

"[last words] You are now a... Green Lantern... One of the protectors of the universe... The Guardians... will send for you... Use... the ring... wisely."

"Rosario Dawson - Artemis"

"[after Diana shows a girl how to swordfight] That was sweet. Teaching her to disembowel her playmates like that."

"How will you stop me now that my powers rival that of any god? I am as strong as Hercules. As fast as Hermes. And now, like Hades, I wield dominion over the dead which allows me to unleash my own worst curse upon you people. Amazon dead, I command you to come to your lord. Slaughter your sisters."

"The truth is, I'm really not such a pig. No, that's not the truth. I am a pig. A womanizer. Been one for a long time now. Sometimes I think it's because I don't wanna be hurt. Well, not again. This macho bravado, it's all a facade. Wait, why am I telling you this? [Notices his foot's caught in the lasso of truth] God, I hope you Amazons can't mass-produce this thing."

"Keri Russell - Princess Diana/Diana Prince/Wonder Woman"

"Kevin Smith - Grumpy Man"

"Townsend Coleman - Drill Operator"

"Nathan Fillion - Col. Steve Trevor"

"Hettie Lynn Hurtes - Newscaster"

"Chris Cox - Damon Swank"

"James Arnold Taylor - Officer Tucker"

"Cathy Cavadini - Cat Grant, Floral"

"Kimberly Brooks - Murphy"

"Alfred Molina - Ares"

"[steps on Sinestro's hand and crushes his ring] Excuse me, poozer."

"Adam Baldwin - Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman and Superman Clone"

"Anne Heche - Lois Lane"

"Robot: The subject in question was biologically engineered to be the ultimate soldier. Precise, clinical, unstoppable. But its creators came to realize, could not distinguish between friend and foe. Thus, this doomsday machine lives to extinguish any and all life forms, because it must."

"James Marsters - Lex Luthor"

"My rumpus room also comes equipped with red solar lamps and, of course, kryptonite. Red and green, the colors of Christmas. And you are on the naughty list!"

"[last lines] If history has determined that gods can die, it is also proven that they may return from the dead. It would seem you cannot be destroyed after all, Superman. It would seem. [Luthor smiles]"

"Adam Wylie - Jimmy Olsen"

"They say I'm brave, but I'm bulletproof. Ordinary men and women who put their lives on the line, they're the real heroes."

"[first lines, about Superman] Just look at him. So sleek. So powerful. So... beautiful, like some great golden god made flesh. Of course, any sensible god would demand absolute obedience in return for his favor. But, no, our Man of Steel protects us, with no strings attached. The people? Hmph. They practically worship him anyway. Enjoy your reign while you may, Superman. For surely as night follows day. There comes a time when even gods must die."

"Swoosie Kurtz - Martha Kent"

"Cree Summer - Mercy Graves"

"Ray Wise - Perry White"

"Tom Kenny - The Robot"

"John DiMaggio - Winslow P. Schott/Toyman"