"When it grew beyond Odin's control, she massacred everyone in the palace and tried to seize the throne. When she tried to escape her banishment, he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back. I only survived because... [Trails off, brooding] Look, I already faced her once back when I believed in the throne, and it cost me everything. That's what's wrong with Asgard. The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham."

"And we need one with cup holders, 'cause we're going to die. SO, DRINKS!"

"I just get so angry all the time. Hulk always... always angry."

"Look, I've spent years, in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink, and forget and to die, one day. I don't plan to stop drinking, but I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore. So, if I'm gonna die, well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag."

"[Beating Thor in their duel] So simple, even a blind man could see it! [She slashes her sword across Thor's face, cutting out his right eye, then winces] Ooh. Now you remind me of Dad."

"[Duelling to the death with Thor] To be honest, I expected more! [...] Here's the difference between us. I'm Odin's firstborn, the rightful heir, the saviour of Asgard... and you're nothing!"

"Does no-one remember me? [Awaits an answer] Has no-one been taught our history? Look at these lies. Goblets and garden parties? Peace treaties? Odin... proud to have it... ashamed of how he got it. We were unstoppable. I was his weapon in the conquest that built Asgard's empire. One by one, the realms became ours. But then, simply because my ambition outgrew his... he banished me. Caged me. Locked me away like an animal. Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored, their bodies buried as heroes beneath this very place."

"In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel. But this time it's like he had the keys to the car and I was locked in the trunk!"

"You see, I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the Goddess of Death. Tell me, Brother: What were you the God of, again?"

"[Thor meets Loki, who is tied up] Surprise. [Thor throws something at him, to see if he's a mirage] Ow!"

"[After falling though a portal and landing on the floor of Dr. Strange's Sanctum] I have been falling...FOR 30 MINUTES!"

"[When Thor is slammed by Hulk] YES! That's how it feels! Ha ha! [the Grandmaster looks at him] I'm just a huge fan of the sport."

"Okay. How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero! How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven!"

"[Upon seeing Hulk for the first time since New York] I have to get off this planet..."

"I am Hela, Odin's firstborn, commander of the legions of Asgard, the rightful heir to the throne and the Goddess of Death. My father is dead. As are the princes. You're welcome."

"Ray Stevenson as Volstagg"

"[Guessing a password to the Quinjet's computer] Ugh. Damn you, Stark. Point Break."

"It hurts, doesn't it? Being lied to. Being told you're one thing and then learning it's all a fiction. [Thor throws an object at Loki, revealing him to be an illusion] You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting. Does this mean you don't want my help? Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with the Grandmaster, it took me time to win his trust. He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. What I'm telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then... [Makes a gesture of takeover]"

"[Bringing back Surtur] With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn."

"Your savior is here!"

"Zachary Levi as Fandral"

"Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Stephen Strange"

"[As his gladiator arena opponent is revealed to be the Hulk] YEEEEES! We know each other! He's a friend from work!"

"Rachel House as Topaz"

"[To Hulk] So much has happened, since I last saw you! I lost my hammer... like, yesterday. So that's still pretty fresh."

"[While electrocuting Loki] Dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me, round and round in circles we go. See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. It's about change. But you seem to just want to stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the God of Mischief, but you could be more."

"What would you like me to say, hmm? You faked your own death. You stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power, stranded him on Earth to die, releasing the Goddess of Death. Have I said enough, or would you like me to go farther than the past two days?"

"There was one time when we were children, he... he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "BLERGH, IT'S ME!" And he stabbed me. We were eight....at the time. [Loki smiles fondly at the memory]"

"[Sees Valkyrie's tattoo] My God, you're a Valkyrie! You know, I always wanted to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out that you were all... women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women, sometimes a little too much. Not even in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation. I think it's great that there is an elite force of women warriors. [Valkyrie looks at him] It's about time. [Gives her a thumbs-up]"

"She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't."

"Laura Harrier - Liz Allan"

"Robert Downey Jr. – Tony Stark/Iron Man"

"Tyne Daly – Anne Marie Hoag"

"Marissa Tomei – Aunt May"

"Michael Keaton – Adrian Toomes/The Vulture"

"Jon Favreau – Harold "Happy" Hogan"

"Donald Glover – Aaron Davis"

"Zendaya – Michelle "MJ" Jones"

"Tom Holland – Peter Parker/Spider-Man"

"Homework can wait. The city can't."

"Julian McMahon – Victor Von Doom"

"Stan Lee – Willie Lumpkin"

"Kerry Washington – Alicia Masters"

"Michael Chiklis – Ben Grimm"

"Hey guys! The illegal weapons deal ferry was at 10:30, ya missed it!"

"Ioan Gruffudd – Reed Richards"

"Jessica Alba – Sue Storm"