"Ying Nan: You are a product of all who came before you, the legacy of your family. You are your mother. And whether you like it or not, you are also your father."

"[about following Shang onto the scaffolding] Oh, HELL no! Screw you, I'm not doing this!"

"So, um, pretty confused right now, because, uh, initially I thought your dad should definitely see a therapist for his delusions, but then that dragon vomited a magical water map, and now I have no idea what's real."

"Ying Li: [to her son] Lead with your breath. Look into your heart, the light and the dark. To know yourself, you must face them both."

"This is bullshit! I have been by your side for half your life. I get there are things you never wanted to talk about, and I never wanted to push. But a guy with a freaking MACHETE for an arm just chopped our bus in half, Shaun! Who the hell are you?"

"Your dad trained you to be an assassin when you were seven. He sent you on a hit at fourteen. You realise how messed up that is, right?"

"[fighting Wenwu] She was gone, and we needed you. But you chose those damn Rings over us! You trained your son to be a killer! Is this what you wanted?! Even if you could bring her back, what makes you think she'd want anything to do with you?"

"A terrorist in America needed a boogeyman to bring your country to its knees. So, he appropriated Ten Rings, my Ten Rings, but because he didn't know my actual name, he invented a new one. Do you know what name he chose? The Mandarin. He gave his figurehead the name of a chicken dish. And it worked! America was terrified… of an orange!"

"[about her tactic of singing "Hotel California" at her enemies] It's the art of confusion. Works great on stupid people."

"Look at that girl. She’s writing a research paper on a bus. That is exactly the daughter my mom wishes came out of her vagina."

"Simu Liu as Xu Shang-Chi/Shaun"

"They're dying to save the world."

"Emilia Harcourt: Oh, come the fuck on. Bloodsport's got a RAT PHOBIA"