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April 10, 2026
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"Joseph Gatt as Neils Skelling"
"[to Holt] The very best journey, dear friend - the road that leads home. Welcome home."
"Colin Farrell as Holt Farrier"
"Danny DeVito as Max Medici"
"[to Dumbo] Alright, Dumbo, give me a showstopper."
"[V.A. Vandevere: Is that a monkey in your desk?] Just for emergencies."
"Eva Green as Colette Marchant"
"[to Max Medici] You have something very rare! You have wonder! You have mystique! You have... nature! Come with me! Together, we can soar on that elephant’s wings!"
"Nico Parker as Milly Farrier"
"Finley Hobbins as Joe Farrier"
"Hmm, charming."
"Jo Osmond as Circus Cook"
"[meeting Dumbo for the first time] He doesn't look like magic to me."
"Edd Osmond as Dumbo performer"
"Lucy DeVito as Coat-check Girl"
"Michael Keaton as V.A. Vandevere"
"[as he sees Dumbo flying] Just when I thought I'd seen everything."
"Frank Bourke as Puck"
"[to Holt] Your children need you to believe in them."
"Roshan Seth as Pramesh Singh"
"Michael Buffer as Baritone Bates"
"Oh, Asterix! He called me "Fatty!""
"Brutus, stop playing about with that knife. You'll end up hurting somebody."
"Innocent as a newborn baby - baby rat, that is."
"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Bruno the Bear / Colonel Korny"
"Gwen Lee — Lucretia"
"Nils Asther — Count Luigi Ravelli"
"Lon Chaney — Tito/Flik"
"Bernard Siegel —"
"Ford Sterling — Tricaud"
"Marc McDermott — Baron Regnard"
"Harvey Clark — Briquet"
"Cissy Fitzgerald — Giacinta"
"What did he hide behind his painted smile?"
"Paulette Duval — Zinida"
"Loretta Young — Simonetta"
"Victor Seastrom's production of the famous stage play by Leonid Andreyev."
"Lon Chaney — Paul Beaumont"
"Norma Shearer — Consuelo"
"What is it in human nature that makes people quick to laugh when someone else gets slapped - whether the slap be spiritual, mental, or physical?"
"Paul Beaumont lived - to laugh at life. He laughed at his wife and the Baron - and left them to the doubtful joy of each other's society."
"John Gilbert — Bezano"
"Tully Marshall — Count Mancini"
"In the grim comedy of life, it has been wisely said that the last laugh is the best..."
"Laughter - the bitterest and most subtle death to hope..."
"You forget, gentlemen - this is a circus - love must wait - - the performance must go on!"
"I say serious things - and people laugh at me!"
"He slapped me, Marie. I would have killed him, but they laughed - laughed as if I were a clown."
"A strange thing, the heart of a man - that loves, suffers, and despairs - yet has courage to hope, believe - and love - again."
"Years had passed - Paul Beaumont was forgotten - but the laugh was still his. For the brilliant scientist had, with a supreme gesture of contempt, made himself a common clown - In a little circus near Paris, he amused the idle, the ignorant and vicious, with an act of his own fancy - under the expressive name of "HE - Who Gets Slapped" - Five years before, Tricaud had hired the strange clown who desired only to be slapped - and now each night he proudly counted his slaps - and the laughs..."