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April 10, 2026
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"Tim Rossovich - Detective Noodles"
"Timothy Leary - Himself"
"Sandra Bernhard - Girl Nut"
"Tony Cox - Midget Nut (Credited as Joe Anthony Cox)"
"Michael Winslow - Superman Nut"
"Cheryl Smith - Group Blonde #1"
"Linnea Quigley - Group Blonde #2"
"Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you, man. What really kills you is looking for drugs."
"[to Cheech] Hey, look... dude laid some peyote on me, man!"
"[on several cups of coffee, driving] It was Rock 'n Roll that killed Elvis, man!"
"A High Flying Comedy."
"The Original HIGH Rollers Hit The Strip!"
"CHEECH and CHONG take a cross-country trip... and wind up in some very funny joints."
"Cheech Marin - Cheech, Mr. Slyman and Narrator"
"Tommy Chong - Chong "Man" and Prince Habib"
"Evelyn Guerrero - Donna"
"George Wallace - The Champ"
"Toni Attell - Cocktail Waitress"
"Mike Bacarella - Cop in Laundromat"
"Billy Beck - Pop"
"Don Bovingloh - Maitre D'"
"Richard "Moon" Calhoun - Drummer"
"Jennifer Condos - Bass Player"
"Aaron Freeman - Cop in Ghetto"
"Mike Friedman - Car Rental Agent"
"Maya Harman - Belly Dancer"
"Vanaghan S. Housepian - Henchman"
"Rip Taylor - Himself"
"Dave Coulier - Man with Tongue in Restaurant"
"Ruby Wax - Restaurant Patron"
"Shelby Chong - French Girl #1"
"Rikki Marin - French Girl #2"
"[talking to his plants] Ooh, Oaxaca. Ooh, sensi. How are you, my darling? Oh, God, your buds are getting so big. I have to get you a training bra. You got some lint in your belly button there. There you go. All right. Okay, you guys, be cool."
"Yeah, real funny, man... so funny I forgot to laugh..."
"Hey, scratch my balls, man... anybody scratch my balls!"
"The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed."
"You know we cannot trust our own instincts, now I want you send this down to the analyzer and have it labbed. I'll take care of it."
"[talking to a lizard] You... have beautiful eyes. Yes you do..."
"Man, if you had a second brain, it would die of loneliness, man."
"Faith Minton as female bouncer"
"Betty Kennedy as Candy"
"Paul Reubens as Desk clerk and Pee-wee Herman"
"Evelyn Guerrero as Donna"
"Tommy Chong as Chong "Man""
"Cheech Marin as Cheech and Dwayne "Red" Mendoza"
"Hey, that's a pretty nice car, man. Better get it back to the circus before they find out it's gone."
"Shit, man. I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man."
"[waiting on date to arrive] Man, hurry up, bitch. I got lots of shit to do. Shit. If that bitch doesn't hurry up and get here, I'll have to wait some more."
"Jonnie Barnett as Cop Driver"
"Holy sheep shit! It's guitar heaven!"