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"Stop hitting yourself, and think of ways to get stronger and actually help."

"If Dante loses...you are all that can defeat Urizen."

"He's buying time, but... It doesn't look good."

"I curse my stars in bitter grief and woe, that made my love so high and me, so low."

"I'm not gonna let you have all the fun, Dante!"

"We've a minor errand before we reach Urizen."

"Not in this lifetime"

"As the air to a bird or the sea to a fish, so is contempt to the contemptible."

"I see. I know what you are. Don't worry, I'll be gentle."

"One thought fills immensity"

"The power to control time... That's quite a horse."

"A rare species, but apparently not quite extinct. Until today, that is."

"We must leave here. He is far stronger than we could have imagined."

"One can only hope. But for now, we have a more...pressing engagement"

""The hours of folly are measur’d by the clock, but of wisdom: no clock can measure." Die!"

"Well, How sweet..."

""It's a work of ART!" I gotcha."

"Feels good."

"What the hell's your problem!? Where'd you learn to drive!?"

"My father...?"

"Got an arm, I'm good."

"So...devils cry, huh? Let's hear what that SOUNDS LIKE!"

"Stop saying cry. If you say cry again-"

"Look at you. You're- nobody's crying, all right?"

"...Yeah, I'm comin' home"

"So this guy Vergil, you know him?"

"V... What the hell are you?"

"If Dante's alive, we'll save him. If not, we don't."

"Hey, we're tougher than we look. But...there's only one way to find out."

"-Will you shut up? Will you stop it?"

"Well, your quality control sucks ass, and you know that."

"Nice, getting the band back together, huh?"

"I thought that was the plan all along."

"What, tired already?"

"Is that so"

"You're gonna miss all the fun."

"I don't think that's such a good idea, trust me."

"Not the only one? What the hell aren't you telling me?"

"Guess there's no point thinking about it..."

"Perfect Timing... Now we're startin' to act like a team."

"Hey douchebag, miss me?"

"Where's Dante? No body? No dried up Dante jerky? Nothin'?"

"Urizen, huh? I bet your parents didn't like you much, 'cause your name sucks."

"Well, No name... I'll be sure to put that on your tombstone."

"I'll show you dead weight."

"It's about time I landed somethin'"

"Oh, let you call me dead weight again? No thanks."

"I've got all the power I need. Right here."

"What the hell's your problem? You TRYIN' to kill me!?"

"Oh yeah, I don't wanna spoil it but I've got a surprise for you."