"[asking Seymour what he wants] Money? Girls? One par-ticu-lar girl! How 'bout that Aaaaauuuudrey? Think it over! There must be someone you can 86 real quiet-like, and get me some LUNCH!!!"

"I'm starving!"

"[repeated line] Feed me!"

"On the twenty-third day in the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the most seemingly innocent, and unlikely, of places..."

"[singing about her dream house] With a washer and a dryer, and an ironing machine…somewhere that's green."

"[singing about Mr. Mushnik] And he calls me a slob, which I am …"

"[singing] Poor! All my life I've been poor! I keep asking God what I'm for! [Mushnik glares at him the moment he stops work so he hastily resumes] And he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure! Sweep that floor, kid!" Oh I started life as an orphan, child of the street, here on Skid Row. He took me in, gave me a shelter, a bed, a crust of bread and a job... treats me like dirt. Calls me a slob, which I am. [he walks dejectedly along the streets with the passers-by as his backup singers]] So I live... downtown... [all: "downtown"] That's my home address. So I live. [all: "Downtown."] Where my life's a mess. So I live [all: "Downtown."] Where depression's just status quo. Down on Skid Row.... [wanders into an alley] Someone show my the way to get outta here, [beggars slowly appear from nowhere and climb the gateway at the end of the alley] Cos I'm constantly praying I'll get out of here, someone give me one shot, or I'll rot here."

"Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!"

"Stanley Jones - the Narrator"

"Miriam Margolyes - a Dental Nurse"

"Bill Murray - Arthur Denton"

"Christopher Guest - The First Customer"

"John Candy - Wink Wilkinson"

"Jim Belushi - Patrick Martin"

"Tichina Arnold, Michelle Weeks, and Tisha Campbell - Crystal, Ronette, and Chiffon"

"Forgive my speaking of English, Jonfen, as I'm not so premium with it."

"Boris Leskin — Grandfather"

"Elijah Wood — Jonathan Safran Foer"

"Eugene Hutz — Alex"

"No, it does not exist for you. You exist for it. You have come because it exists."

"Well, I read in my guidebook that you can't find Marlboro cigarettes here so you should take them everywhere as tips."

"(to Jonathan) Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. I do not want to make you petrified person but there are many dangerous people who want to take things from Americans... and also kidnap them. Okay? Goodnight!"

"I am especially beloved of American movies, muscular cars, and hip-hop music. I also dig negroes, most of all Michael Jackson, because he is such a first-rate dancer, like me. Many girls want to be carnal with me, because I am such a premium dancer."

"I have reflected many times upon our rigid search. It has shown me that everything is illuminated in the light of the past. It is always along the side of us, on the inside, looking out. Like you say, inside out. Jonathan, in this way, I will always be along the side of your life. And you will always be along the side of mine."

"Okay, so she is deranged, but so so playful."

"[Referring to the dog] This is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr... She is Grandfather's Seeing Eye bitch. Father purchased her for him not because he believes Grandfather is blind, but because a Seeing Eye bitch is also a good thing for people who pine for the opposite of loneliness. In truth, Father did not purchase her at all, but merely retrieved her from the home for forgetful dogs. Because of this, she is not a real Seeing Eye bitch, and is also mentally deranged."

"My grandfather informs me that this is not possible."

"Please do not be distressed. This is only the driver's seeing-eye bitch."

"Many women want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer."

"I am unequivocally tall. I do not know any women who are taller than me. Women who are taller than me are lesbians, for whom 1969 was a very momentous year."

"Did you manage to manufacture some of the Z's?"

"[Dr. Scott crashes through the laboratory wall.] Great Scott!"

"Susan Sarandon - Janet Weiss"

"Patricia Quinn - Magenta"

"Richard O'Brien - Riff Raff"

"Jeremy Newson - Ralph Hapschatt"

"Meat Loaf - Eddie"

"Hilary Labow - Betty Munroe Hapschatt"

"Peter Hinwood - Rocky"

"Charles Gray - The Criminologist"

"Tim Curry - Dr. Frank-N-Furter"

"Nell Campbell - Columbia"

"Barry Bostwick - Brad Majors"

"Jonathan Adams - Dr. Everett Von Scott"

"A Musical Dream Come True (British poster)"

"Don't Dream it, Be It!"

"He's the hero—that's right, the hero!!"

"Another Kind Of Rocky."

"A Different Set Of Jaws."