"Thank God Aunt Emma didn’t need too much convincing. Turned out the British weren’t too different from the Swiss; money talks and bullshit takes the bus. How do you say “rat hole” in British?"

"We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! Three, two, one, LET'S FUCK!"

"[On the phone with a customer] We don't give two shits about how technology works. All we care about is being fucking RICH."

"Think about it. You're dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang. Fucking digits. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. All right? It kind of wigs some people out. Right. You got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt. Done."

"[Seeing the results of Black Monday] HOLY... FUCKING... SHIT."

"Hey, Jordon, let me give you a little legal advice: Shut the fuck up! [Jordon: [becomes enraged as he was escorted away by the FBI agents] Oh, fuck you, you fucking prick! I'm making an honest living, you motherfucker!]"

"Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff"

"Margot Robbie - Naomi Lapaglia"

"Matthew McConaughey - Mark Hanna"

"Kyle Chandler - Patrick Denham"

"Rob Reiner - Max Belfort"

"Jon Bernthal - Brad Bodnick"

"Jon Favreau - Manny Riskin"

"Jean Dujardin - Jean-Jacques Saurel"

"P. J. Byrne - Nicky "Rugrat" Koskoff"

"Kenneth Choi - Chester Ming"

"Joanna Lumley - Aunt Emma"

"Cristin Milioti - Teresa Petrill"

"Christine Ebersole - Leah Belfort"

"Shea Whigham - Captain Ted Beecham"

"Katarina Čas - Chantalle Bodnick"

"Brian Sacca - Robbie "Pinhead" Feinberg"

"Henry Zebrowski - Alden "Sea Otter" Kupferberg"

"Ethan Suplee - Toby Welch"

"Barry Rothbart - Peter Diblasio"

"Jake Hoffman - Steve Madden"

"Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Ron Woodroof in 30 days."

"That shit is purer than a preacher daughter's pussy, right there."

"I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls."

"Watch what you eat and who you eat."

"Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal."

"Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live."

"Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!"

"You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole."

"[to Ron] I've been looking for you, lone star."

"Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof"

"Jennifer Garner - Dr. Eve Saks"

"Jared Leto - Rayon"

"Steve Zahn - Tucker"

"Dallas Roberts - David Wayne"

"Michael O'Neill - Richard Barkley"

"Denis O'Hare - Dr. Sevard"

"Griffin Dunne - Dr. Vass"

"Jane McNeill - Francine Suskind"

"James DuMont - Rayon's father"

"Bradford Cox - Sunny, Rayon's lover"

"Kevin Rankin - T. J."

"Lawrence Turner - Larry"

"Matthew Thompson - Effeminate Man"

"Adam Dunn - Neddie Jay"