"[voice-over] A survey was taken a few years ago that asked 300 professionals one question, "What's the worst thing that can happen in sports?" Some people answered losing a game 7, and other people said getting swept in the 4. Some people said it was missing the world cup, and some Brazilians said it was losing to Argentina. Not just in the world cup. Anytime, ever in any contest. But one person answered that the worst thing that can happen in sports is 4th place at the Olympics."

"Aaron McCusker – Jim Hutton"

"Joe Mazzello – John Deacon"

"We'll mix genres, we'll cross boundaries...we'll speak in bloody tongues if we want to."

"Rami Malek – Freddie Mercury"

"Fearless lives forever"

"Lucy Boynton – Mary Austin"

"What's it gonna take for you all to forgive me?"

"It's a rock and roll record...with the scale of opera...the pathos of Greek tragedy...the wit of Shakespeare...the unbridled joy of musical theater."

"The only thing more extraordinary than their music is his story"

"Gwilym Lee – Brian May"

"We're family. We believe in each other. That's everything."

"[voice-over] Now two things you need to know before the second trick. which’ll be a 720. The first is that when visibility is bad the way it is now, race officials jam pine boughs in the snow at the edge of the jump so the skiers have some foreground depth reference. The second is that the tightness of your bindings is determined by what’s called a DIN setting. If you’re a beginner your DIN setting is probably 2 or 3. If you’re an experienced weekend skier it’s probably 7 or 8. Mine’s 15. My boots are basically welded to my skis. Right...so how does this happen? [her ski comes off in the air] It happened because I hit a pine bough and I hit it so precisely that it simply snapped the release on my bindings. Right in that moment I didn’t have time to calculate the odds of that happening because I was about to land pretty hard on my digitally remastered spinal cord which is being held together by spare parts from an Erector Set. None of this has anything to do with poker. I’m only mentioning it because I wanted to say to whoever answered that the worst thing that could happen in sports was 4th place at the Olympics - seriously, fuck you."

"As it turns out, I'm capable of much unpleasantness."

"The music you know, the story you don't"

"I'm not going to be their victim. Their AIDS poster boy, their cautionary tale."

"Dermot Murphy – Bob Geldof"

"Ben Hardy – Roger Taylor"

"[Quoting Zoroaster] "Good thoughts, good words, good deeds." Just like you taught me, papa."

"[firing Paul Prenter] You know when you know you've gone rotten? Really rotten? Fruit fly! Dirty little fruit fly, coming to feast on what's left. But there isn't much left for you to feast on anymore! So fly off! And do what you like with your photographs and your stories, but promise me one thing: that I never see your face again. Ever."

"Being human is a condition that requires a little anaesthesia."

"Roger, there's only room in this band for one hysterical queen."

"I'm not the leader of the band, I'm only the lead singer."

"Alison Pill – Mary Cheney"

"Lily Rabe – Liz Cheney"

"Tyler Perry – Colin Powell"

"Jesse Plemons – Kurt, the narrator"

"Steve Carell – Donald Rumsfeld"

"Justin Kirk – Scooter Libby"

"Sam Rockwell – George W. Bush"

"Stephen Adly Guirgis – George Tenet"

"[last lines] I can feel your incriminations. And your judgment. And I am fine with it. You want to be loved, go be a movie star. The world is as you find it, you gotta deal with that reality, and there are monsters in this world. We saw 3,000 innocent people burned to death by those monsters. And yet you object when I refuse to kiss those monsters on the cheek and say "pretty please." You answer me this: what terrorist attack would you have let go forward so you wouldn't seem like a mean and nasty fella? I will not apologize for keeping your families safe. And I will not apologize for doing what needed to be done, so that your loved ones can sleep peaceably at night. It has been my honor to be your servant. You chose me, and I did what you asked."

"As the world becomes more and more confusing, we tend to focus on the things that are right there in front of us while ignoring the massive forces that actually change and shape our lives. And, with people working longer and longer hours for less and less, when we do have free time, the last thing we want is complicated analysis on our government, lobbying, international trade agreement, and tax bills. So it's no surprise that, when a monotone, bureaucratic Vice President came to power, we hardly noticed as he achieved a position of authority that very few leaders in the history of America ever had."

"[After a colleague asks if he is alright after having fallen to the ground] I'm having a heart attack, you idiot."

"Christian Bale – Dick Cheney"

"Don McManus – David Addington"

"Matthew Jacobs – Antonin Scalia"

"Jenny Rainsford – Mae"

"Amy Adams – Lynne Cheney"