"[voiceover] I have learned so many things, Father. Not just how to make vichyssoise or calf's head with sauce vinaigrette, but a much more important recipe. I have learned how to live, how to be in the world and of the world, and not just to stand aside and watch. And I will never, never again run away from life, or from love, either."

"Paris is for lovers. Maybe that's why I stayed only 35 minutes."

"All's fair in love . . . with Sabrina Fair and her men!"

"Marcel Hillaire – The Professor"

"...the chauffeur's daughter who learned her stuff in Paris!"

"Francis X. Bushman – Mr. Tyson"

"Humphrey Bogart – Linus Larrabee"

"Ellen Corby – Miss McCardle"

"Nella Walker – Maude Larrabee"

"Ray Walston - Joe Dobisch"

"Jack Kruschen - Dr. Dreyfuss"

"David Lewis - Al Kirkeby"

"Edie Adams - Miss Olsen"

"Hope Holiday - Mrs. Margie MacDougall"

"Willard Waterman - Mr. Vanderhoff"

"David White - Mr. Eichelberger"

"Shirley MacLaine - Fran Kubelik"

"Joan Shawlee - Sylvia"

"Jack Lemmon - Calvin Clifford (C. C.) "Bud" Baxter"

"Naomi Stevens - Mrs. Mildred Dreyfuss"

"Why do people have to love people anyway?"

"Some people take, some people get took. And they know they're getting took and there's nothing they can do about it."

"Johnny Seven - Karl Matuschka"

"I wonder how long it takes to get someone you're stuck on out of your system. They should invent a pump for that."

"On November 1, 1959, the population of New York City was 8,042,783. If you laid all these people end to end, figuring an average height of five feet six and a half inches, they would reach from Times Square to the outskirts of Karachi, Pakistan. I know facts like this because I work for an insurance company - Consolidated Life of New York. We're one of the top five companies in the country. Our home office has 31,259 employees, which is more than the entire population of uhh... Natchez, Mississippi. I work on the 19th floor. Ordinary Policy Department, Premium Accounting Division, Section W, desk number 861."

"As for myself, I very often stay on at the office and work for an extra hour or two, especially when the weather is bad. It's not that I'm overly ambitious, it's just a way of killing time, until it's all right for me to go home. You see, I have this little problem with my apartment...I live in the West Sixties, just half a block from Central Park. My rent is $85 a month. It used to be eighty until last July when Mrs. Lieberman (Frances Lax), the landlady, put in a second-hand air conditioning unit. It's a real nice apartment - nothing fancy - but kind of cozy - just right for a bachelor. The only problem is - I can't always get in when I want to."

"Y'know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe. I mean shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand and there you were."

"How could I be so stupid? You would think I should have learned by now. When you're in love with a married man you shouldn't wear mascara."

"Fred MacMurray - Jeff D. Sheldrake"

"Joyce Jameson - The blonde"

"Torin Thatcher - Mr. Myers"

"Norma Varden - Mrs Emily Jane French"

"Una O'Connor - Janet McKenzie"

"Ian Wolfe - Carter"

"Elsa Lanchester - Miss Plimsoll"

"John Williams - Mr. Brogan-Moore"

"Charles Laughton - Sir Wilfrid Robarts Q.C."

"Marlene Dietrich - Christine Vole/Helm"

"Henry Daniell - Mayhew"

"I am constantly surprised that women's hats do not provoke more murders."

"My Lord, may I also remind my learned friend that his witness, by her own admission, has already violated so many oaths that I am surprised the Testament did not LEAP FROM HER HAND when she was sworn here today! I doubt if anything is to be gained by questioning you any further! That will be all, Frau Helm!"

"[last lines; hands Sir Wilfrid his thermos bottle] Sir Wilfrid, you've forgotten your brandy!"

"Ruta Lee - Diana"

"Tyrone Power - Leonard Vole (final film role)"

"Francis Compton - the Judge"

"Philip Tonge - Chief Inspector Hearne"

"There'll happen to be a little floor show later on around here. It might get on your nerves... Ever have the DT's?... You will, brother... After all, you're just a freshman. Wait'll you're a sophomore. That's when you start seeing the little animals. You know that stuff about pink elephants? That's the bunk. It's little animals! Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes. See that guy over there? With him it's beetles. Come the night, he sees beetles crawling all over him. Has to be dark though. It's like the doctor was just telling me: delirium is a disease of the night. Good night."

"Jane Wyman - Helen St. James"

"If we let you guys go home alone, a lot of you don't go home. You just hit the nearest bar and bounce right back again. What we call the quick ricochet... This department is sort of a halfway hospital, halfway jail... Listen, I can pick an alkie with one eye shut. You're an alkie. You'll come back. They all do. [gesturing toward other patients] Him, for instance. He shows up every month — just like the gas bill. And the one there with the glasses — another repeater. This is his forty-fifth trip. A big executive in the advertising business. A lovely fellow. Been coming here since 1927 — good ol' Prohibition days. Say, you should have seen the joint then. This is nothing. Back then, we really had a turn-over. Standing-room only. Prohibition. That's what started most of these guys off. Whoopee!"