beetlejuice

"Can I huh? Can I Can I Can I?"

"Ba dum-bum!"

"Arrrr! Look who what we've got, Ed."

"Cross the river bridge, mate."

"What do you mean the library's closed?"

"That's not funny, Claire."

"Uh, does this mean we'll be closing the play?"

"You're getting dangerous, kid!"

"But Lydia, I think you should try out for the part of Juliette."

"Miss Shannon! I don't feel so good."

"I've always wanted to be a rock star!"

"Relax, Bertha. You know why Miss Shannon wants you to do homework."

"Looks like the best girl won, honey."

"I am going to get that Lydia Deetz."

"Shut up! I am not a sore loser."

"Well, you can find yourself another Julia."

"Like, aren't I just the most?"

"What kind of a name is BEETLEJUICE?"

"I mean, really have you ever heard of such a ridiculous name as Beetlejuice?"

"Like, thanks for the invitation, Lydia. Perhaps the ingroup and I will drop by your party early, for a good laugh."

"Anyone who isn't in your group."

"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwww!"

"All right, girls, our very first science fair today. Guess who's forgotten."

"Can I help you, Prudence?"

"Now off to your classes, ladies."

"I want you to keep staging it the rest of the week, just as you did it last night."

"Okay, girls, we're going to have show and tell."

"How improper."

"Bertha, I am not satisfied with you. You did not share with any of your friends."

"Beetleguts! You're fired!"

"Would you please stand on that X over there?"

"Oh, all right. You're free to go… as far away as possible!"

"What are you, some kind of sicko? We can get rid of this disgusting creep forever."

"If you do not follow those rules, I will let you get away from the Neitherworld forever!"

"Miss Shannon! Somebody is bothering me!"

"What's so funny?!"

"Stop laughing! That's ridiculous!"

"Prudence, of course it'll be scary. It's Lydia's party."

"Miss Shannon! Can I wash my hands please?"

"Put a sock in it, you idiot!"

"Is there anything new other than comic books?"

"Someone used this ruler to throw your beehive on stage."

"Uh, like, it's about time! You are ten second late. Now, get lost!"

"It's showtime!"

"Hi, how are ya?"

"Hmm, something's rotten in the Neitherworld... (smells himself) besides me."

"(Disguised as a witch) Fellow babes! I just flew in for the ball and boy is my broom tired! But seriously I'm gonna liven up this party if it kills me, again!"

"(After going through a car wash) Lyds, I'm... clean! AAH!"

"I can't believe it! He [Doomie] didn't cheat! Oh, where did I go right?!"

"It's Good Neighbor Day and the law says everyone has to be... NICE!"