beetlejuice

"Sometimes, I think life is harder."

"You've waited an eternity for this."

"Hey, I'm into some freaky shit myself. But even I have my limitations."

"My mom grew up here, that old house on the hill."

"BEETLEJUICE!!!"

"The wait is almost over."

"Spill your guts. Who wants to go first? Alright, I will. [opens his shirt and his guts spill out like eels] See? I'm willing to do the work."

"What the (bleep)?"

"If you say his name three times, he will appear."

"When you're all on your third kid and second divorce, we'll see who gets the last laugh."

"I know this is a big step for you, but in the words of Dr. Glickman, I'm going to give you the push you need."

"Where is Beetlejuice?"

"I made a hard target search for Beetlejuice."

"A live one broke into the Afterlife?"

"Bob, you and the boys stand guard. Nobody gets through."

"You know, Bob, long distance relationships can be difficult, especially when one of you is dead and the other is ignoring you for thirty years. But Lydia and I, we have definite psychic connection, and I'll tell you something, she definitely saw me that last time. I felt a little tingle."

"Really more nightmare material."

"Guilty as charged."

"[Last lines] I just had the weirdest dream."

"When I was a teenager, a trickster demon terrorized my entire family and tried to force me to marry him, in order to come back to the real world for good. I believed he was gone forever, and then lately, I have been seeing him again. And now, he is actually back. And I don't know why, or how, or what to do."

"I can't believe I'm doing this. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!"

"[Ending her ghost talk show] I want to thank you all ghosties out there for all your support over the years, but this is my last show. I've spent so much time talking to the dead, it's time I started living. I want to make memories with people I love, rather than be haunted by them later."

"I swear, the Afterlife is so random."

"Astrid! Stop torturing your mother!"

"You're a figment of my imagination."

"You're that thing from my dream!"

"Your soul belongs to me, my love, for eternity!"

"Where's Beetlejuice?!"

"[Shows Beetlejuice a picture of Delores] Recognize this puss?"

"Lay low, Mr. Juice. She's a soul sucker."

"The juice is loose."

"I swear on my dead mother's soul."

"I'm needed upstairs. Bob, hold down the fort."

"I've never seen that chick before in my life or afterlife."

"First of all, I want you two kids know, this is a safe space, okay? Feel free to express yourself. Don't be afraid. I sense an enabler here, but we'll get to that."

"Really? Is this a figment of your imagination?"

"We'd like to thank you all for coming to this very special occasion, but right now, I would like a little privacy."

"My ex-wife is back."

"I think it was Dostoevsky that said..."Later, fucker!""

"Should've got married in Vegas."

"[first lines] Come on in, if you dare. The living. The dead. Can they co-exist? That's what we're here to find out."

"Confronting the unknown, conquering your fears, there's nothing harder."

"Don't ever say that name!"

"Home! Home! Home!"

"I need you to help me save my daughter. But how do I know that you're gonna keep your word?"

"I want you out of my life!"

"Pain and suffering are always inevitable."

"Ghosts aren't real. Only gullible people believe that kind of crap."

"I'm trying to capture the perfect primal scream. I'm going to blow it up, mount it on the wall, and I invite all of you to do the same."

"The ghost with the most is back."