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April 10, 2026
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"Harvey Keitel - Commander Pierce"
"Jared Gilman - Sam Shakusky"
"Rob Campbell - Deluca"
"Chandler Frantz - Gadge"
"Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick - Roosevelt"
"Larry Pine - Mr. Billingsley"
"Kia Goodwin - Juliet"
"Rosanna Scotto - TV Anchor"
"Kevin Corrall - Louis Crowley"
"Sidney Miller: I swear, I'm hotter than a goat in China."
"Dr. Robert Joley: We're too young to settle for a twin-bedded friendship."
"Sidney Miller: If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister, I'd have an affair with you in a second."
"A love story that could only happen between best friends."
"Antonia Rey - Mrs. Ochoa"
"One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped."
"I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them."
"Sometimes The Most Desirable Relationship Is The One You Can't Have"
"I'm simple, that's why I teach first grade."
"John Roland - TV Anchor"
"Salem Ludwig - Mr. Shapiro"
"Head up, young person."
"Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right as you come to the middle of it."
"Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski"
"Paul Rudd - George Hanson"
"Samia Shoaib - Suni"
"You have to pick one person and make it work."
"Audra McDonald - wedding singer"
"Lauren Varija Pratt as Sally"
"Daniel Cosgrove - Trotter Bull"
"Sarah Hyland as Molly"
"Gabriel Macht as Steve Casillo"
"Kali Rocha - Melissa"
"Hayden Panettiere - Mermaid"
"Joan Copeland - Madame Reynolds"
"Liam Aiken - Nathan"
"Steve Zahn - Frank Hanson"
"Nigel Hawthorne - Rodney Fraser"
"Allison Janney - Constance Miller"
"Alan Alda - Sidney Miller"
"Tim Daly - Dr. Robert Joley"
"Bruce Altman - Dr. Goldstein"
"Freud didn't know DICK about women."
"Don't open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested."
"I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?"
"I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you."
"I want to look at you and not feel so hurt by you."
"You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo over to sleep with him."
"John Pankow - Vince McBride"
"Ellen Burstyn - Alice Hyatt"
"Alfred Lutter - Tommy"