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"Aida Turturro - Tina"
"James Gandolfini - Vinnie"
"Stephen Rea - Noel"
"I only like eating Lucky Charms and I'll die of consumption."
"Geena Davis - Angie"
"We are all broken. Those of us who are less broken need to help those who are more broken."
"William Bendix - "Pinkie" Peters"
"Dan Tobin - Gerald Howe"
"Roscoe Karns - Phil Whittaker"
"Ludwig Stössel - Dr. Lubbeck"
"Sara Haden - Matron"
"Women should be kept illiterate and clean, like canaries."
"The picture of the year!"
"Success is no fun unless you share it with someone."
"Spencer Tracy - Sam Craig"
"Minor Watson - William J. Harding"
"[on his and Tess's very short wedding ceremony] No one will ever believe we were married sober."
"Katharine Hepburn - Tess Harding"
"Fay Bainter - Ellen Whitcomb"
"Edith Evanson - Alma"
"Reginald Owen - Clayton"
"Jack Nicholson - Bill Rorich"
"John Cusack - Angry Messenger"
"Marc Shaiman - News Theme Writer"
"Lois Chiles - Jennifer Mack"
"Albert Brooks - Aaron Altman"
"Joan Cusack - Blair Litton"
"Holly Hunter - Jane Craig"
"Robert Prosky - Ernie Merriman"
"Christian Clemenson - Bobby"
"[to Jane] I think we have the kind of friendship where if I were the devil, you'd be the only one I would tell."
"Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If "needy" were a turn-on?"
"[to Jane] And if things had gone differently for me tonight then I probably wouldn't be saying any of this. I grant you everything. But give me this: he personifies everything that you've been fighting against. And I'm in love with you. How do you like that? I buried the lede."
"Blair Litton: [to Jane] Except for socially, you're my role model."
"William Hurt - Tom Grunick"
"Virginia Dale - Lila Dixon"
"Walter Abel - Danny Reed"
"Fred Astaire - Ted Hanover"
"Marjorie Reynolds - Linda Mason"
"Louise Beavers - Mamie"
"A gentle smile often breeds a kick in the pants."
"If I'm not the best manager in the business, I'll eat a garage mechanic's shirt!"
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, Just like the ones I used to know."
"[about winning Linda back] You could melt her heart right down to butter, if you'd only turn on the heat!"
"Bing Crosby - Jim Hardy"
"[trying to describe Linda] She was sort of a medium built, medium height. With a nice evening gown on with a belt in the back. She's sorta built like the girl I knew from the corner drugstore who used to play pinball. Conshwella Schlepkiss. I remember she was high man three weeks in a row."
"Shelby Bacon - Vanderbilt"
"John Gallaudet - Parker"
"Marek Windheim - François"
"James Bell - Dunbar"