"Since the very first bedtime, all around the world, children have known that once their mothers and fathers tuck them in, and shut off the light, that there are MONSTERS hiding in their closets, waiting to emerge! What they don't know is: it's nothing personal. It's just their job."

"We Think They Are Scary, But Really We Scare Them!"

"You Won't Believe Your Eye."

"Monsters, Inc.: We Scare Because We Care"

"[taken away by the C.D.A.] I hope you're happy, Sullivan. You've destroyed this company! Monsters Incorporated is dead! Where will everyone get their scream now?! The energy crisis will only get worse because of YOU!"

"Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to."

"[about to dispose of Sulley] Look at everybody's favorite scarer now, you stupid pathetic waste. You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! Now your time is up! And don't worry. I'll take good care of the kid."

"[after whacking Sulley with a scream canister] You don't know how long I've wanted to do that, Sullivan!"

"[to Fungus] If I don't see a new door at my station in five seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder!"

"Do you hear that? It's the winds of change."

"I'm tellin’ ya pal, when that wall went up, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face. Woo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape. Hey, you all right? Come on, pal, cheer up, we did it. We got Boo home. Sure, we put the factory in the toilet, and, gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now, not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power... but hey, at least we had a few laughs, right?"

"Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like...Listen, I need a favor."

"[chants] I don't know, but it's been said. I love scaring kids in bed!"

"[while Sulley brushes his teeth] C'mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don't have plaque!"

"[to Mike; silently] Ook-lay in the ag-bay."

"There's one in every family."

"Doug Stone"

"Kath Soucie - Lifeguard"

"Susan Silo - Computer"

"Debra Jean Rogers"

"Patrick Pinney - Firefighter"

"Kunewa Mook - Hula Teacher"

"Mickie McGowan - Computer Voice"

"Jess Harnell"

"Rodger Bumpass - Man"

"Steve Blum"

"Bob Bergen - Officer"

"Jack Angel - Alien Guard"

"Steve Alterman"

"Miranda Paige Walls — Mildred Pearl "Mertle" Edmonds"

"Amy Hill — Lynne Hasagawa"

"Jason Scott Lee — David Kawena"

"Zoe Caldwell — The Grand Councilwoman"

"Kevin Michael Richardson — Captain Gantu"

"Ving Rhames — Cobra Bubbles"