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April 10, 2026
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"That's insulting. We are very mature."
"Hey, guys! Look what I won! [pulls out a plush toy replica of himself] Isn't he cute? Look at that face!"
"They're going to rock the boat!"
"I really try to make movies that are for adults and kids. And you can do it. Because it shouldn’t be torturous to take your kid to a movie. We should all enjoy it. And my favorite thing is when we have a friends and family screening, when a little girl is laughing at a joke and she looks up at her daddy and he’s laughing, too. I’m like, ‘Yes.’ It’s great to have laughs for both of them. But, when they laugh together that is magic to me."
"This holiday, it's going to get squeaky."
"Jason Lee — Dave Seville"
"David Cross — Ian Hawke"
"Jenny Slate — Zoe"
"Justin Long — Voice of Alvin Seville"
"Matthew Gray Gubler — Voice of Simon Seville"
"Jesse McCartney — Voice of Theodore Seville"
"Amy Poehler — Voice of Eleanor Miller"
"Anna Faris — Voice of Jeanette Miller"
"Christina Applegate — Voice of Brittany Miller"
"Zachary Levi — Toby Seville"
"We either sing together, or not at all!"
"I do not want to destroy them."
"You know, Alvin? Ian was right. You do not care about anyone but yourself. [begins to leave but turns around] Oh, and by the way, I never wanted to win this way."
"We are so going to destroy those Chipmunks!"
"Nada. Simon?"
"Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?"
"[after the Eagle mascot falls down the stairs] That was not very fun-ish."
"We can play Monopoly. We play Monopoly with Dave all the time."
"Guys, it's a wedge-tail eagle! Their only mortal enemy is the pygmy elephant. Luckily, I speak a little pachyderm."
"[not pleased to see Ian] I thought I smelled a rat."
"[while playing dodgeball] Glasses! Glasses! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?! [gets hit by a dodgeball] Right in the pancreas."
"Oh, you have got to be joking. A taco? In a blanket? Toby!"
"I thought Alvin was messy. This is literally disgusting. I feel like I'm living in a dumpster!"
"[to an eagle as it is about to harm Theodore] Look, um...I get why you want Theodore. I do. But I'm sorry, I cannot let that happen. He's my brother. Not that he'd know that, because I've been such a big jerk lately. [Theodore smiles at Alvin, forgiving him] If anyone deserves to be eaten, it's me. [The eagle closes in on Alvin] Whoa! Not literally!"
"[to Simon after finding him in the dumpster] Okay. I am a total jerk. I admit it. So, are we cool, now? [holds out his hand for Simon to shake but Simon violently pulls him in the dumpster and starts wrestling him]"
"[pointing to Ian Hawke; threateningly] Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!"
"[as he and his brothers are shocked at seeing the Chipettes with Ian] They're with Ian?!"
"Holla! The cheese balls are in the hizzouse!"
"Everybody, shake what your mama gave ya! Whoo!"
"Christina Applegate — voice of Brittany"
"Wendie Malick — Dr. Rubin"
"Anjelah Johnson — Julie Ortega"
"Kathryn Joosten — Aunt "Popcorn" Jackie Seville"
"Kevin G. Schmidt — Ryan Edwards"
"Christopher Warren Jr. — Xander"
"Anna Faris — voice of Jeanette"
"Amy Poehler — voice of Eleanor"
"Jesse McCartney — voice of Theodore"
"Matthew Gray Gubler — voice of Simon"
"Justin Long — voice of Alvin"